greatest junk email topics of all time...

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:22 am

I'm getting a lot of real gems lately that have either legitimate-looking or totally off-the wall subjects (two that came in today were "hypochondria snowdrift" and "unabridged tablespoon"). The messages are long strings of totally unrelated words with a graphic of text in the middle telling me about some investment opportunity. (I always take money advice from nincompoops who send me unsolicited e-mails and know they have to try and skirt the spam filters.)

"Unabridged tablespoon" should be a new title here for Slicker, methinks.

Anyway, here's the random weirdo text from one of them that came in today:

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Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:10 am

Headlining on The Warped Tour this summer:
Tapeworm waitress, mayo of peculiarly, cavort pebble, wooly clearance, grumpy Stars and Stripes, moldy microscope, satin filet, sunrise handpicked, tea bag beginner, the flyswatter immunization, slaughterhouse piecemeal & burial flog.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:33 am

Dood,tea bag beginer rawks!!!!!!!!
they r sooooo kewl!! lol!!!!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:55 pm

Another one already....

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"Mastermind tonsil pitcher fulfillment" is pure gold!!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:03 pm

Sounds like 100% pure frontier jibberish.

Maybe I should start reading my junk mail. I just got my yahoo account off of a bunch of email lists, so the only junk I get are emails without unsubscribe links. I swear I have been getting the same email from "madison" to check out her webcam that links from some geocities address to a pay site. Not that I would check out porn spam or anything. (but she did look cute in the pic.)

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:46 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">stockton brake deathward deceitful bong divest suburb augur augean
credulity
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triangulum ban heraclitus
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cattail callous ruthenium travel gyrocompass heterostructure asiatic
classify
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I like how it ended with belch, and "ombudsperson" is interesting too

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:45 am

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inapplicable happenstance abovementioned amaze wiremen quicksilver
rutabaga leona consequential
simon sniff thenceforth drab bureaucracy lyra percolate shelf allegoric
pray isaac
gavel bluejacket epigram warrior soignee shuffle captive brassy
coronate dexterity monaural ancestor retention earthquake bruise
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I still don'tget what kind of shitis going on with these things.. funny how it took so long for it to start happening to me, makes ya wonder

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:26 pm

I wonder if they're made using common "search words" found by searching the search engines or something. They're SO odd.... can that all be created just to beat the spam-sensors?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:35 pm

Yeah, I think it's just random gibberish to somehow throw off filters.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon May 22, 2006 4:09 pm

Got one this morning and deleted it without opening. But, shit you not, the subject was "Homosexuality is a pain in the arse!!!!!!!!"

Should I say it?

Should I?

Should I?

Eh, why not?

You would know, wouldn't you, Dell Rusk?

I believe the correct thing to say at this point is "Buuuuuuuurn, ha ha, I got you good, bitch."

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue May 23, 2006 2:47 am

I believe his asshle is burning too after that herpes filled cum wad was shot up there.

BURN BITCH BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:59 am

seems I am getting more coherent ones....

Good people are scarce A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Give credit where credit is due Children should be seen and not heard Work
is the curse of the drinking classes Kill not the goose that lays the
golden egg Every Soldier has the Baton of a Field Marshal in his
Knapsack

I like the last phrase the best, explains a LOT

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:12 pm

Yeah, it does - Kidhuman is a soldier that has the "baton of the field marshal" in his "knapsack" about 5 times per week.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:27 pm

They were at the bar the other nite:

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:48 pm

Today, in my junk e-mail folder, a message from this address showed up:

"Corn Elephant" <k6da7gab@economicgazette.com>

With the recent animal infestation we are going through, I thought someone from here was getting really creative.