Schwarzenegger to play himself in Stallone film

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Re: Schwarzenegger to play himself in Stallone film

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So, not only are Ahnuld and Bruce Willis back, expanding their cameos from the first movie, but they added Chuck Norris and Jean Claud Van Damme to the cast. JCVD is playing the villain in the film and his character's name is literally 'Jean Vilain'.
So now we'll begin takin bets on who's in the third film. I say Wesley Snipes and a super secret cameo by Tom Cruise.
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Frickin' awesome. Frickin', frickin' awesome.

I'd like to see Christopher Lambert show up. Trying to think of other action stars from days gone by. His name keeps coming up. Kris Kristofferson wouldn't hurt, either.

But what would be fucking amazing would be James Earl Jones reprising the inexplicable cameo he seemed to have at the end of just about every film for a couple of years in the 1990s: "Well, you've gotten yourselves into a fine mess this time. Looks like I'm going to have to get you out!"
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