the vynsane asylum

vynsane wrote:awesome to see the 'Fables' comic tv spot, though i was hoping it was for a TV show based on 'Fables' - that would be fucking awesome. with AMC gearing up for the 'Walking Dead' show, it's a definite possibility.

A Fables pilot was greenlit by ABC back in 2008, but is more than likely a dead project, as there was recently news that David Yates (director of the last 4 Harry Potter flicks) is attached to do a Fables movie.

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Nothing I say will prepare you for this one. Just wait until the victim's brother speaks.

Uganda's first action movie. It might be as good as Turkish Star Wars.

holy shit what was with that voice? and did they really need to use special effects for a lot of those shots? i'm sure they could've just filmed some of the riots.

also, this movie puts the 'special' (from 'special olympics') in 'special effects'.

Holy, holy, holy fucking shit, the helicopter ramming the skyscraper was priceless!

It had to be special effects because I doubt that there are skyscrapers or helicopters in Uganda.

Oh, that effect was special all right.

This is fucking awesome. Well-done on so many levels. And NSFW, if you couldn't tell from the title.

hot nerdy chick alert

I LUVE THIS CAMERICAL, IT IS SO FUNEY! I LAFF MY ASS OF EVER TIEM I CEE IT. I ASPACHELLY LUV THE MIRRORCATS IN THE WASHING MASHEEN. MIRRORCATS R MY FAVRETE! HOW MANY TIEMS DID THEY HAVE TO FELM THAT, U NO THE MIRRORCATS PROBLY KEPT CLOSEING THE WASHIN MACHENE DORE + GETTING KILED BE CAUSE THEY LIEK 2 CLOSE DORES + THE WASIN MACHINE TERNED ON + THE DIRECTER SAYED 'GOD DAM MIRROCATS CLOESING THE DORES, WE KNEAD SUM NEW MIRORCATS!' I BET THAY PROBLY EVEN HAD TO DO MOR WITH THE TOSTER, U NO THE OTHER MIRROR CATS KEPT PUSHING THEM DOUN SO THEY COOD GET ALL TOSTEY + THEN THEY ATE THEM CUZ WHO DOES'NT LIEK TOSTED MIRRORCATS? I NO I DEW!!! THAY R CUT BUT THEY R YUMMEE! GOOD THANG UNCALE RODGER WAS NOT THEIR, HE LIEKS 2 TRY 2 KEEP MIRROCATS SAFE + WORM BY HIDING THIM IN HIS BUT! BUT THEY ALL WAYS DYE BE CAUSE HIS BUT STINKS SO BAD ON THE IN SIDE.

Hey Snigtad. I bet Positive Boy could help your Uncle Roger train that hamster.

Anyway, I'd like to introduce Maurice. He was a mentor of mine. If you love the ladies, you love Cetera.

So this has gone from "YouTube Gems" to "Commercials You See Too Damned Much Without Seeing Them on Vynsane's Site"?

Would you rather hear about how my tongue had a boxing match with your mom's clit? We both won.

Today marks the beginning of the Burning Man Festival in the wast

elands of Nevada. Thousands of people will pour o

ut into the desert, abandoning day jobs, relationships and social norms to dance around in one hundred degree heat wearing capes and glitter. For

unfamiliar with Burning

Man, it's a weeklong event dedicated to self-expression, community reliance and sexual contact under the guise of spirituality. I know this because I went last year for the first and last time. I went seeking a utopian enclave of open-minded


and accepting brothers and sisters, I followed rumors of a culture rising from the desert clay and supporting itself for seven days on nothing but love,

understanding, and a little pharmaceutically induced introspection. Instead I found misguided, fat men in tie-died t-shirts with exposed genitals caked in dust. Suffice it to say, Burning Man let me down.

"Dude! I know it's your bike, I just need to borrow it, OK?"


I first discovered the festival a little over a yea

r ago while accidentally dating a vegan. She explained, a little too aggressively I thought, that the tattoo on


around ritual sacrifice were not something I condoned, and while never actually accusing her, I may have insinuated that she was a witch. The relationship

didn't last long after that. Still, I grew curious about the desert party she was forever proselytizing. A week before it was set to start, I did a little research

and discovered the true romance of Burning Man. It was a veritable mix tape of al

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