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Thundercracker is probably the only time adult collectors would actually ask for a straight repaint.

They could use the Ramjet mold, with some minor tweaks, to make Thrust and Dirge as well.
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i would definitely take a thundercracker.

and i love the fact that ultra magnus has gold rims... frickin' stylin'!
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I was kinda miffed that they didn't make any attempt to hide his face on the roof. I know you're supposed to put the wind thing on it but...
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vynsane wrote:i would definitely take a thundercracker.
looking back on that sentence, it really sounds like a euphemism for taking a really huge dump.
Eternal Padawan wrote:I was kinda miffed that they didn't make any attempt to hide his face on the roof. I know you're supposed to put the wind thing on it but...
yeah, i hear you on that. you can turn his head around so at least his mug isn't sticking up, though...
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CRACK THAT WHIP
GIVE THE PAST THE SLIP
STEP ON A CRACK
BREAK YOUR MOMMAS BACK
WHEN A PROBLEM COMES ALONG
YOU MUST WHIP IT
BEFORE THE CREAM SITS OUT TOO LONG
YOU MUST WHIP IT
WHEN SOMETHINGS GOING WRONG
YOU MUST WHIP IT

NOW WHIP IT
INTO SHAPE
SHAPE IT UP
GET STRAIGHT
GO FORWARD
MOVE AHEAD
TRY TO DETECT IT
ITS NOT TOO LATE
TO WHIP IT
WHIP IT GOOD
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
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NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
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Two Words:Transformers Unleashed










Three more words: Fuck you Hasbro.
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I only clicked here ot see purple transformers. Honest. Perpantor is a douche.
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Post by Ran »

What the fuck did they do to Bumblebee?

Has anyone else seen those Transformers G1 key chains at Walmart? They have Brawn, Cliffjumper, Bumblebee, and Windcharger. Sort of cool because they are in the retro packaging. But they want $8.50 for them. Seems a bit pricey.
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Damn, I've been asking for Transformers Unleashed for years, and they finally do it, but it's the fucking movie shit?

Goddammit.
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I ordered those keychains online a few years ago. I was ticked they never finished out the line with Gears and Huffer. :x
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This looks classic. In fact, I'll just say the same thing I said elsewhere:

Words fail me.

http://www.actionfigs.com/index.php?...articleid=1065

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TRANSFORMERS MOVIE ULTIMATE BUMBLEBEE
(Approximate Retail Price: $89.99; Ages: 5 & up; Available: Fall 2007)

Fans of TRANSFORMERS will love seeing BUMBLEBEE come to life on the big screen and this fall, they can experience the ULTIMATE BUMBLEBEE action figure, which is among the most realistic and technical TRANSFORMERS toys ever. The impressively styled Chevrolet Camaro Concept car changes into the beloved AUTOBOTS character, which stands an imposing 14 inches tall. BUMBLEE will “come to life” with robot animatronics action in both car and robot modes. Working headlights, battle sounds, and music, including Devo’s “Whip It”, all add to the interactive experience.


So, in the film, Bumblebee repeatedly poops on people to the outdated sounds of Devo?

Does Megatron pee on humans and say, "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Starscream? I pity the fool!"?
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yeah, the "whip it" thing.... WHAT THE FUCK???
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

So THAT'S why Zero posted those lyrics earlier...










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What's funny is that the goons elsewhere are currently bitching and moaning about my implying this was a fucking stupid idea.

They like shit-kick-out-of-him pussy Vader, too, and I've been asked not to speak badly of that fucking cuntface Duke or his ass-lover Serpentor. :roll:
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Post by kidhuman »

Anarky, I agree with you, the Vader does look nice, but completely fucking useless shit in the world of Star Wars.

Fuck Duke too, he was always gay in my eyes.
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