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Doctor Douche
bacon
Posts: 54 Joined: Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:18 pm
Location: FUCKING EDWARD DRINKER COPE OVER AT EVERY TURN!!! BWA-HA-HA!!
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by Doctor Douche » Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:27 pm
<b><font color="yellow"><font size="6">DAILY DOSE OF DOUCHE FOR FEBRUARY 20, 2006!!!!!!!!!
REMEMBER, LADIES: A GOOD DOUCHING TAKES THE "TANG" OUT OF "POON TANG"!!!!!!!!</font id="size6">
<font size="1"><i>Man, I'm not very good at this, am I?</i></font id="size1">
<font size="6"><i>SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!</i></font id="size6"></font id="yellow"></b>
Dell Rusk
IMPOSTOR!!!
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by Dell Rusk » Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:47 pm
why is no body doing a daily dose of dooshe, i miss it lol
Slicker
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Posts: 2126 Joined: Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:06 am
Location: I just need a sammich
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by Slicker » Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:02 am
Why don't you start a new Dooshe Day since you are so kewl?
captain funtime
sloth
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by captain funtime » Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:19 pm
I have a daily dose of Douche for you Slicker, it should make that gaping wound you call a pussy smell better.
anarky
sometimes not actually existing
Posts: 18049 Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:50 pm
Location: Fucking shit up, yo!
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by anarky » Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:26 pm
Christ, this just reaffirms how incredibly messed up in the head the late Snigtad was. I think we should exhume his body and urinate on it.
Antropov
stormshadow
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by Antropov » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:36 pm
I'd say that's a good idea, but the thought of homeless man giving him a good felchin' when he thinks no one is looking trumps it.
kidhuman
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Location: USA
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by kidhuman » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:59 am
Shouldnt this thread be carried over to someplace else?
Slicker
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Posts: 2126 Joined: Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:06 am
Location: I just need a sammich
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by Slicker » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:58 am
Hmmmm...very good idea, KH.
anarky
sometimes not actually existing
Posts: 18049 Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:50 pm
Location: Fucking shit up, yo!
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by anarky » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:09 pm
This thread needs to be moved to the Stupid Pit.
jjreason
(includes alternate sneering hissy fit head sculpt)
Posts: 8151 Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 1:14 am
Location: Out there somewhere.
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by jjreason » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:39 pm
It's of little surprise to me that Captain Funtime is referring to dead bodies when he says he's "stopping for a couple of cold ones".
emperordaddypants
sloth
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by emperordaddypants » Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:06 am
Our day will come at last. Snigtad is alive. When Dooshe is King, you will all drink my love juice from the tap.
All Hail Dooshe.
You are all DOOMED!!!
arnaky
bacon
Posts: 46 Joined: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:15 pm
Location: Fucking shit down, yo!
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by arnaky » Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:58 pm
Poor Snigtad. I miss the little fuck. And the little fuck sessions we used to have. I remember one time, late at night, he came in his kitchen and saw me tossing his dad's salad. You should've seen the look on his face!
*--For outstanding sobriety and a complete maintenance of composure.
Slicker
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Posts: 2126 Joined: Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:06 am
Location: I just need a sammich
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by Slicker » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:24 pm
Man, I bet you made him one jealous little girl huh, arnaky?
You silly little devil you.
Sweet berry wine!
jjreason
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Posts: 8151 Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 1:14 am
Location: Out there somewhere.
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by jjreason » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:02 am
Even more grounds to support my "arnaky's a salad-tossing, non-virgin gay male" theory.
We haven't had a Dayly Dose in quite some time - where's Doosh? Did he get sucked into the vacuum created when Snigtad's anus opened up at the moment he expired?
"Something inside me....."
Ran
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Location: barking up the wrong tree
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by Ran » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:55 am
I think the Doosh opened up shop at a brick and mortar store: