DAYLY DOSE OF DOOSHE!!!!!!

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<b><font color="yellow"><font size="6">DAILY DOSE OF DOUCHE FOR FEBRUARY 20, 2006!!!!!!!!!

REMEMBER, LADIES: A GOOD DOUCHING TAKES THE "TANG" OUT OF "POON TANG"!!!!!!!!</font id="size6">

<font size="1"><i>Man, I'm not very good at this, am I?</i></font id="size1">

<font size="6"><i>SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!</i></font id="size6"></font id="yellow"></b>
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Post by Dell Rusk »

why is no body doing a daily dose of dooshe, i miss it lol
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Post by Slicker »

Why don't you start a new Dooshe Day since you are so kewl?
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Post by captain funtime »

I have a daily dose of Douche for you Slicker, it should make that gaping wound you call a pussy smell better.
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Christ, this just reaffirms how incredibly messed up in the head the late Snigtad was. I think we should exhume his body and urinate on it.
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Post by Antropov »

I'd say that's a good idea, but the thought of homeless man giving him a good felchin' when he thinks no one is looking trumps it.
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Post by kidhuman »

Shouldnt this thread be carried over to someplace else?
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Hmmmm...very good idea, KH.
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This thread needs to be moved to the Stupid Pit.
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Post by jjreason »

It's of little surprise to me that Captain Funtime is referring to dead bodies when he says he's "stopping for a couple of cold ones".
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Post by emperordaddypants »

Our day will come at last. Snigtad is alive. When Dooshe is King, you will all drink my love juice from the tap.


All Hail Dooshe.


You are all DOOMED!!!
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Post by arnaky »

Poor Snigtad. I miss the little fuck. And the little fuck sessions we used to have. I remember one time, late at night, he came in his kitchen and saw me tossing his dad's salad. You should've seen the look on his face!
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Post by Slicker »

Man, I bet you made him one jealous little girl huh, arnaky?

You silly little devil you.
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Post by jjreason »

Even more grounds to support my "arnaky's a salad-tossing, non-virgin gay male" theory.

We haven't had a Dayly Dose in quite some time - where's Doosh? Did he get sucked into the vacuum created when Snigtad's anus opened up at the moment he expired?
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Post by Ran »

I think the Doosh opened up shop at a brick and mortar store:

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