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Hasbro Announces /malfuncition/ *DESTROY*

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:11 pm
by Newsbot

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/laser beams to full charge/ Daisy, Daisy give me your answer, do.

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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:14 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Mmmmmm..I smell sizzling bacon.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:19 pm
by Starscream
Well. That's peculiar.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:33 pm
by Ran
Maybe it's time to check the warranty on the Newsbot.

So, um, Starscream...I guess you're a big fan of Hasbro?

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:37 pm
by Starscream
Hell yeah! I'm the only Transformer they've never fucked up, no matter how they try.

Takara does a much nicer job, though. If I was a fleshling, that new Masterpiece would totally give me wood. Ask Tycho. It gave him wood.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:51 pm
by Robin
Holy short-circuit Batman! It looks like the Newsbot is on the fritz. I hope it isn't a virus planted by the Romulans prior to their demise!