An actual Mac and Me thread

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Sun May 13, 2007 10:53 pm

Given that it's in the description for this section, I wanted to give this turd its due. I've never actually seen it but one of my friends and I have read up on this gem and we're having a "Mac and Me graduation party" so I ordered the DVD. Who all has actually seen it? I know it's gonna suck but I want to know how badly.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon May 14, 2007 8:25 am

I saw it.

It is horrific.

It's a 2-hour knockoff of ET that morphs into this ridiculous ad for McDonald's and Coke. At one point, the main human character and the alien kid ("Mac") find the alien's family on the brink of death. So they pour Coke into their mouths, saying, "This is like the stuff they drink on their home planet!" Of course, it works. Oh, and Mac gets to dance with Ronald McDonald at one point, too.

I hope by "ordered," you mean got from Netflix or Blockbuster. Even if you expect badness, you'll be disgusted by wasting money on owning this turd.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:12 am

JabbaJohnL you poor bastard. Listen to you elders when they tell you something sucks so bad you can never get that hour and forty minutes of your life back.

Now I can't get this two minutes of my life back explaining to you that Mac and Me sucked. Anarky can't get the five minutes he spent typing up that post above mine back. Do you see the butterfly effect you have created?

EDIT: And I just wasted my 2500th post on Mac and Me. Goddammit.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Mon May 14, 2007 5:03 pm

I got it online for around $10 shipped, but I'm giving it to him for his birthday. I know how it's supposed to be one of the worst movies ever, which is why we wanted to see it. Dunno. Maybe if I watch the Holiday Special right afterwards it won't look so bad in comparison?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:55 pm

I actually have to say I think The Holiday Special is better.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Mon May 14, 2007 8:45 pm

Damn.

I have to ask, though - did any of you see it without the prior knowledge that it was really bad, thinking it was just some nice little kids' movie? Or did you go into it knowing what you were gonna get?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:35 am

I saw it with my family, in my early teens, but even then it was one I would never have paid to see. It looked bad. Not corny, a la Short Circuit or Harry & the Hendersons (I don't need to tell you I enjoyed those). No, this looked bad.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Tue May 15, 2007 6:18 am

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote: I got it online for around $10 shipped

$10? You dumb bastard - Walmart usually (or they used to) has this turd in the $5.50 bin.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue May 15, 2007 10:48 am

$5.50 is about $10 too much.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue May 15, 2007 11:04 am

anarky wrote:$5.50 is about $10 too much.

Ha ha. Word.

That might be QOTD too.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Tue May 15, 2007 5:04 pm

I've never seen it in any stores so this was really the only way I could get it. Frankly I'm just curious about it now; I already know about several of the really shitty scenes and the McDonald's/Coke/Sears references and wanted to see them for myself. I wasn't planning on liking this at all, and my friend and I have been joking about it for a while. It still hasn't arrived, though.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue May 15, 2007 6:13 pm

I still pity you. May God have mercy on your soul, child.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Thu May 17, 2007 1:57 pm

u guys r lairs, this moveie is kewl, i fucked eterntity padawens mom in the theater whiel we wached it, + then she sucked my dick an i suked her bubes

Double_G · Post by **Double_G** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:25 pm

That's what the fucktard version of E.T. looks like.

It looks like it's about to give a blowjob to the world's tiniest dick.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:26 am

he must be abot 2 blowe U, FAGG!!!

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