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Du Interrogation der Negatee Booy

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:38 pm
by Swedish Chef
Vill be cuunductee bih meseff und der eetalee Muurio. Bork bork.

Vere waasen yoo on der nite uff de whakee der unteral piddywonk und vhat isten der excuusee for dee siggee? Bork bork bork.

SPEEKEE! Vill usen nod tere beekee und der middee du nite!! Yoo und der positee booy!!

Vuun diddee haven aggin der eepee? Wassen yoo der jiltee fruitee fruitee? Kern du angree fer du notty bidness? Vi yoo serch a dikeebag??

SPEEKEE! Bork bork!

Re: Du Interrogation der Negatee Booy

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:36 pm
by Mario
Negative-a Boy, did-a you take-a da princess again? I-ah tolda you, she no want you! Don't a-make me use-a da blue tortoise shell! I-a break-a you balls, finocchio! Arrivederci!

Re: Du Interrogation der Negatee Booy

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:35 am
by Negative Boy
Excuse me? I'm having trouble translating your piss poor ethnic cliche vocal spasms. Did you call me a dickbag?

Re: Du Interrogation der Negatee Booy

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:48 am
by Swedish Chef
Yüüst ansee du kvestuun!!! IMDEE!!

Re: Du Interrogation der Negatee Booy

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:02 pm
by Double_G
Goddamn foreigners! :mad:

Re: Du Interrogation der Negatee Booy

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:41 pm
by Negative Boy
I didn't kill him, you stupid piece of felt. I was just as surprised as everybody else. Surprised and overjoyed. There's nothing wrong or illegal with that. Besides, everybody knows who killed him, you ignorant fuck. It was that Deckard Smith guy. So I don't see where you come off dragging me into this bullshit interrogation when you know damn well it wasn't me! Why don't you ask anarky or JJReason if they fucking did it? Or that Rollo guy that was penning him love letters? Huh asswipe? You and your little wop plumber butt buddy can kiss my ass.

Does that answer your fucking question? Swedish fuck?

Re: Du Interrogation der Negatee Booy

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:44 pm
by Negative Boy
Mario wrote:Negative-a Boy, did-a you take-a da princess again? I-ah tolda you, she no want you! Don't a-make me use-a da blue tortoise shell! I-a break-a you balls, finocchio! Arrivederci!

And you, paisano, are the most stereotypical wop cliche this side of Michael Corleone. Why don't you make-a me a pizza, you little Ron Jeremy lookin' cocksmoker!

Re: Du Interrogation der Negatee Booy

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:57 pm
by anarky
Negative Boy wrote:Why don't you ask anarky or JJReason if they fucking did it?
Because you suck and we don't.

Re: Du Interrogation der Negatee Booy

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:08 pm
by Negative Boy
Maybe you killed him because he was catching up to your post count. How the fuck should I know? That isn't any more preposterous than this Scandanavian fuck bombarding me with questions. Especially when we already KNOW WHO KILLED the dumb fuck! This pplace is full of fucking idiots!

And foreigners. Fuck.

Re: Du Interrogation der Negatee Booy

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:38 pm
by The Grip
Ah dunna undairstahnd zee hosteelahtee you have toward zee foreignairs, non? Your mothair, she has non problaim with sairvahcing me orallay evairy day before Ah play hahde zee bratvurst, ho ho ho ho!

Re: Du Interrogation der Negatee Booy

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:35 pm
by Double_G
I'd rather have the foreigners around here than you, Negative Numbnuts.

EDIT: Fuck, double post.

Re: Du Interrogation der Negatee Booy

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:36 pm
by Double_G
I'd rather have the foreigners here than you, Negative Numbnuts.

Re: Du Interrogation der Negatee Booy

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:05 pm
by Negative Boy
And I bet you'd rather have Air Supply than Foreigner, you donkey cock tugging ass stabber. Did anyone think that maybe you were the killer? Like maybe you begged to suck EP's raggedy, wrinkly old cock and he said no, so you killed him in a fit of jealous rage?

Re: Du Interrogation der Negatee Booy

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:52 am
by Mario
Negative Boy wrote:And you, paisano, are the most stereotypical wop cliche this side of Michael Corleone. Why don't you make-a me a pizza, you little Ron Jeremy lookin' cocksmoker!
Hey-a, shaddapa yo face or I'll-a smacka you in-a da mouth! You canna talka to me like-a dat! I'm-a Italiano!

Re: Du Interrogation der Negatee Booy

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:03 pm
by Negative Boy
Fuck you, ya fuckin' dago. This whole "interrogation" is a farce. I've seen more professional detective work on Barney fuckin' Miller. Robin with his "Oh, I've been investigating on my own." bullshit. I'm surprised with two batballs and a batcock shoved in his mouth he's had time to investigate anything except how to get his gag reflex under control. We got a fuckin' dago and a swede asking all the wrong questions. A buch of faggoty AWOL Mods playing circle jerk lord knows where. An administrator that lets all these loonies in here without any kind of screening system. Two gay robots from the future, who should just fuck and get it over with and put us all out of misery watching them banter back and forth. And a bunch of regulars playing titty grab with each other. You fucking pansies are all probably working for that bitch Oprah and this whole place is some kind of liberal staging area to recruit kids into your gay mafia. You make me sick.

Hey, Swedish Chef, Go Bork yourself okay?