25 Best Sex Scenes Ever

[Twiki]

Let the controversy and/or pud tugging commence.

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25. History of Violence
24. Desperado
23. Big Easy
22. Young Frankenstein
21. Brokeback Mountain
20. Blow Up
19. Boys Don't Cry
18. Boogie Nights
17. Sex and Lucia
16. American Pie
15. Don't Look Now
14. Wild Things
13. Betty Blue
12. Coming Home
11. Monster's Ball
10. Team America
9. Unbearable LIghtness of Being
8. Bound
7. Unfaithful
6. Secretary
5. Mulholland Drive
4. 9 1/2 Weeks
3. Out Of Sight
2. Body Heat
1. Y Tu Mama Tambien

Apparently, it should be noted, the list is called BEST sex scenes, not SEXIEST sex scenes or HOTTEST sex scenes.  Because some of those are head scratchers.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

I move that number 21. be stricken from the record and never mentioned again.

[Zero]

SECONDED.

[Twiki]

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A quorum vote is unnecessary.  The motion is carried.  21. Will now be the Michael Douglas/Jeanne Triplehorn coupling from Basic Instinct. All in favor say "Aye".  All opposed...well, you're a fag and your vynsane membership is revoked.

[bIZZARO tHE gRIP]

oH HO HO! aH ESAY THAT ZEE ESCENE EN dELIVERANCE CON nED bEATTY SHOULDA BEE EL NUMERO UNO ESEX ESCENE.

[Double_G]

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A quorum vote is unnecessary.  The motion is carried.  21. Will now be the Michael Douglas/Jeanne Triplehorn coupling from Basic Instinct. All in favor say "Aye".  All opposed...well, you're a fag and your vynsane membership is revoked.

Tripplehorn? Fuck that shit. I say that the sex scene from "Gia" with Angelina Jolie and that chick from "Lost" should replace "Brokeback Mountain" on the list. All in favor of that?

[Zero]

SECONDED.

[anarky]

#21 is possibly referring to seeing Anne Hathaway's knockers. If so, I move that it stay. If not, fuck yeah, it needs to be stricken.

Which scene from Young Frankenstein, I wonder. There's not even a real sex scene.

And A History of Violence blows little boys without their consent. There's nothing good about that movie. Except the bush, which isn't in the sex scene.

[vynsane]

i hope the "young frankenstein" scene is the "roll in the hay" scene. that's classic.

[Double_G]

The "Young Frankenstein" scene could be the part where the Monster bangs Frankenstein's fiancee.

[jjreason]

History of Violence was not a good movie. For all the hype, it was BY FAR the worst thing I watched on my movie rampage of last fall. Awful. And I think both Desperado and Purple Rain should have made the list.

[vynsane]

And I think both Desperado and [...] should have made the list.

ummm...

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24. Desperado

[RoIIo Tomassi]

There's a link at the very top explaining EXACTLY which sex scenes are on the list. And it ain't the Hathaway one in 21...

I'm calling into question 15 and 16. 16 because it's the pie fucking scene. 15 because it has Donald Sutherland in it. And there's no way that's anywhere near hot.

[jjreason]

And I think both Desperado and [...] should have made the list.

ummm...

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24. Desperado

I know, I know.... bad reading.