the vynsane asylum

We can be politically INcorrect here right? hope so..

Im thinking all sorts of things about this as of late. 1st and foremost - the Black Crows. You know, the band. They need to re-do that song - jealous again. make it an Iraqi themed song for any civis that wonder too far.. "beheaded.. beheaded again"

so.. as new reports come daily from that sandy place, as we see that more civis are getting that warm Iraqi welcome.. did you guys realize that there are over 100,000 other americans waiting to tempt thier fate to make a buck? thats right. Haliburton is indeed hiring. up to $1500 a day tax free.. want the 350K house within a year? go drive a truck through najaf for a year. Not to bad me thinks. only problem is the whole coming back home without your head deal..

so that brings me to the other wonderful debacle. Our wonderful troops. let me start by saying my nephew is in the airforce. He has been over there, and back, many times. Hes just an MP, so he basically aint shit. he guards the planes. still. Im glad when I see him. Ill be glad when hes out. so with that, Im not trashing ALL the troops. but those troops that are just waaaaaaaay to fucking stupid to defend our country.

You see. ( and I think a senator just actually kinda spoke up about it ) the problem we have here is technology. I personally could give a rats ass how many of those iraqi fuckers they throw off a bridge. I personally feel ( wish we had the man power ) that we should have snipers on every building with two armed guards guarding him. If he sees an Iraqi with a gun. Pop. not anymore. shoot them. Theyll soon understand were not fucking around.

HOWEVER. the prison. the pyramid.. THE PICTURES!! oh my fucking god. how fucking stupid can you possibly be? I understand the "fog" of war. I know and fully am aware that shit happens. people die. so fucking what. If I was there.. thered be a few things Ive have to step up and say. 1st off. if you sir, want me to kick this fuckers teeth in, I shall have him toothless in under a minute. but.. sir. Im not exactly sure why you need to me to undress this iraqi and stack him on the others. I mean. seriously. if your gonna beat them, fucking beat them. kill them. dont fucking jack them off.. fucking freaks. that right there is bad.. but nooooooo it gets worse.

Ahhh shit, a naked pyramind of iraqis.. how fucking cool.. lemme get my camera. WHAT!? WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?!?!

What fucking moron thought it would be cool to snap photos of this shit? how fucking retarded are these people?

Hey, Can I get a picture of you giving a thumbs up next to the nekid guy on the left? yeah, little closer.. there ya go.

If I were there., yet again. Id have to suggest that the guys with the cameras NOT take any pictures. What the fuck for?

( flash to 20 years )

Yes son, your mom and I did server in the military, we were assigned duties in iraq. Yeah, your mom showed up at the prison I was working at - here are some of the pictures we took...

!?!?!?!?

I guess my whole point can be summed up with...

Our miltary fucked up bad. why? cause they are too fucking stupid to know that pictures are what we like to call EVIDENCE.


the latest guy to get his head chopped off is now the standard for an iraqi who comes across a civi.

these idiots who took these pictures, from what Ive heard, will get a dishonerable discharge from the service.. oooooooo.. they will get a fine.. oooooooo. and they may spend up to a year in jail. does anyone ever really do the whole sentence? What SHOULD happen. is each time the next civi is beheaded - each of these guys should have this added on to thier sentence. that'll teach them from being so fucking stupid.


so lets review.

kill them - dont whack them off.

dont take pictures.

end

Sooo, a year later... Iraq has become soo democratic now ya don't even hear about it anymore...

I swear, every day it continues, the US pants slide closer and closer towards the ankels on the world stage, accompanied by the longest, most gradual slide whistle sound EVER

Iraq is an obvious sham, outright, on every single level and from every angle, the occupation has been laid bare and it is every bit as cheap and opportunistic as the "wild eyed conspiracy theorists" who opposed it from the outset said it was wayy back when

Is there any hope that reality will set in?? How many deaths will it take???
By now it must be getting more and more clear, recent polls are indicating that more and more americans believe that the "war" is not worth the cost in many ways......

It's like a saturday night live sketch from the mid-late 80's..... you just want to tell them (the Bushco) "It's okay, it isn't funny and it never even could have been funny.. the material is just plain pure shit... just go back to the green room, this is painfully embarrassing for all of us"

The US ambassador to Canada (outgoing, Paul Cellucci) actually went so far as to threaten our country that we had "given up our sovreignty" cos we didn't want to lend legitimacy to the stupid "star wars" defense program.... how dare that little bald headed, smug prick threaten our country???

Sorry, this has been pissing me off a lot lately, the Global tragi-comic farce that is the US foreing policy is wayyyy wayy out of hand and unfortunately it looks like it's gonna hit a wall with china and the USSR just cos of pigheaded belligerence and some weird mission from "god"

I almost feel bad about writing all that now. I was pretty pissy when that all came to light.

almost..

Grimlock not see big deal. Grimlock and Slag once make Thundercracker act like he blow Skywarp and take pictures and post all over internet. Optimus Prime tell news this not nice, but tell Grimlock later it fucking funny, since everyone know Thundercracker gay and do that all the time anyway.

At least Private Lindy never stick Iraqi prisoner in Sludge big butt and feed Sludge beans until he fart, like Dinobots do with Rumble one time. Grimlock never see Decepticon fly so far as when Sludge rip big one!