Celebrity Death Pool!

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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Ran wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2023 11:46 pm Burt Young, 83 (Paulie from Rocky)
Tell me you didn’t think he’d died years ago.
I know I did.
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My god, he was only 36 years old when Rocky was released...
That's why everyone thought he was long dead.

And he working pretty steadily until 2021, even though it was mostly things you've never heard of.
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His name became more ironic with each passing year.
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Literally 0 people on earth named "Burt" are currently young.
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That wasn’t even his real name. Stage name.
His real name was Richard. Which means his agent or whoever pitched him “Burt” as a way to get him acting gigs.
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Sure worked for Burt "Aim it at her tits, Eddie." Reynolds.
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You mean Turd Furgeson?
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Richard Roundtree, 81.

A lady I used to work with was his 4th cousin. She's still in my fantasy football league. In hindsight, I regret not asking her if we could invite him to join our league.
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anarky wrote: Fri Oct 28, 2022 12:12 am Can I add Matthew Perry?

Dude has clearly lost his fucking mind.
Anarky gets…a point? And yet Keanu Reeves still walks the earth.
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Bobby Knight. Former long time Indiana basketball coach and infamous temper tantrum-er. 83 after a long illness and general decline in health.

I was not a big sports enthusiast when I was little, but even I knew who Bobby Knight was.
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Roman Cechmanek, 52. All-Star Goalie for the Flyers and played 1 season for the Kings. Won a gold medal in the 98 Olympics. During the 04-05 lockout, he went back to the Czech Republic, and never returned to the NHL.
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Rosalynn Carter, former FLOTUS. 96. Dementia.
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Joss Ackland, actor in a ton of stuff, but best remembered as the bigoted South African bad guy in Lethal Weapon 2. He was 95.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
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Tom Foolery wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 10:56 pm Joss Ackland, actor in a ton of stuff, but best remembered as the bigoted South African bad guy in Lethal Weapon 2. He was 95.
Um, Chuck DeNomolos from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey?
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Diabolical wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 6:34 am
Tom Foolery wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 10:56 pm Joss Ackland, actor in a ton of stuff, but best remembered as the bigoted South African bad guy in Lethal Weapon 2. He was 95.
Um, Chuck DeNomolos from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey?
Yes, but when I saw Bill & Ted I said “hey, the guy from Lethal Weapon 2!” Not the other way around.
He also had a small role in Hunt for Red October as the Soviet ambassador.
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