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Brothel offers customers gas rebate!!

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:35 am
by Newsbot

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NEW YORK (Reuters) - A Nevada brothel is trying to stimulate business by offering free gasoline.

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Clients of the Shady Lady Ranch will get a $50 gas voucher if they fork out $300 -- worth about one hour's worth of services -- at the brothel in Beatty, Nevada, 130 miles northwest of Las Vegas.

Owner James Davis said he already has had to order another $1,000 set of gas vouchers because the first $1,000 were spent in one week.

"It's rocking along. We're doing quite well. June and July historically are not big months," said Davis, who is co-owner of the brothel along with his wife Bobbi, in a telephone interview.

The $50 rebate would roughly cover the cost of a round trip drive from Las Vegas to the ranch.

Davis said business at the ranch, which has been operating for 16 years, generally slows in the early summer. He said the brothel regularly offers specials to lure clients and his wife came up with the gas vouchers for this month.

U.S. gasoline prices hit a record $4.08 a gallon last week, up 38 percent from a year ago.

Brothels, illegal in most U.S. states, are legal in parts of Nevada.

The Shady Lady's voucher program is called "Pump and Pump."

In a related story, Rogue II's wife is wondering where he got all these gas vouchers from.

Re: Brothel offers customers gas rebate!!

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:45 pm
by Ran
$300 for an hour, eh?

Re: Brothel offers customers gas rebate!!

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:58 pm
by bIZZARO tHE gRIP
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Re: Brothel offers customers gas rebate!!

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:26 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
Now I don't think I want to have kids . . .

Re: Brothel offers customers gas rebate!!

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:40 am
by Sleazer
Pump and Pump, I love it !

Re: Brothel offers customers gas rebate!!

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:11 pm
by Ran
Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Now I don't think I want to have kids . . .
I'm not sure why ever took him off my ignore list.

Re: Brothel offers customers gas rebate!!

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:46 am
by Rollo Tomassi
Why would you drive all the way out into the middle of the desert to spend $300 when there are plenty of drunk cocktail waitresses right in Vegas. Then you wouldn't need to spend ANY money on gas.

Re: Brothel offers customers gas rebate!!

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:33 pm
by vynsane
aw, you know they're all about the incentive deals these days... i hear they offer a punch-card where the 10th BJ is free, too! it's a shame... they should get back to some honest-to-god whoring.