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is this the worst photoshop job EVER??
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:01 pm
by mabudon
my mom sends me all this "unbelievable but true" spam bullshit and I just had to sahre this pointless piece of LOUSY work with y'all
I suppose my mom don't know shit about computers OR photographs but COME ON
just had to spread the pain around a bit, I can't explain to her what's wrong with cloggin up the 'webs with this garbage especially on bulk-send
And I HAVE seen sorse but still the fact that it's "cool" to ANYONE drives me insane I swear
Re: is this the worst photoshop job EVER??
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:06 pm
by Double_G
I don't know what's funnier: the terribly photoshopped toilet, the random guy falling from the bathroom, or the fact that you named the JPEG "bullshit".
Re: is this the worst photoshop job EVER??
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:36 pm
by vynsane
i dunno... the jagged edges around the 'falling' guy are funny, but the GINORMOUS pipes going off at odd angles to nowhere are funny as fuck, too...
Re: is this the worst photoshop job EVER??
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:02 pm
by Diabolical
And I thought my photoshopping was bad...
Re: is this the worst photoshop job EVER??
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:06 pm
by UKWildcat
I've actually seen this sorry picture before.
Re: is this the worst photoshop job EVER??
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:51 am
by Rollo Tomassi
Wow. This has really got you in a tizzy! It's not a big deal is it? I afford it the same conumbrance as I would if I was flipping through channels and discovered Friends re-runs were playing on some channel somewhere.
Re: is this the worst photoshop job EVER??
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:19 am
by mabudon
"friends" just kinda sucks tho, whereas knowing that one of my own family sent it to me cos it was somehow "worth" looking at for any reason beyond making yourself feel better about your own skills kinda makes me a little bit sad or angry
Re: is this the worst photoshop job EVER??
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:12 pm
by Rollo Tomassi
I see.
Re: is this the worst photoshop job EVER??
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:28 am
by Ran
This photoshop job was pretty bad. Found it on a Buffalo Bills fan site. The Bills fired their coach a few weeks ago and apparently tried to photoshop him out of the team picture. The team owner is the old guy in the 2nd row from the front holding the football. It looks like the coach was sitting to the left of him.
A friend of mine just returned from the Bills - Miami game and showed me this flyer he got, featuring a huge photo of the 2009 Buffalo Bills.
2009 Buffalo Bills
We were joking about how we should cross off all the players that ended up waived or on IR, so I started to comb through the players in the photo and noticed that Dick Jauron wasn't there. That's weird. Don't they take these team photos at the beginning of the year? There's no way they got everyone together AGAIN just because Dick was released. Or would they?
Then we slowly pieced together more and more evidence leading us to believe this photo has been altered:
1. Xavier Oman (#44) is in the photo. He was waived on 11/11. Jauron wasn't fired until 11/17. This photo couldn't have been taken after his firing.
2. Ralph and Brandon seem to be a little off-center. It seems that the logical place for Dick to be standing is right next to Ralph, where the three would be perfectly centered in the photo.
3. Who is in that spot? Jairus Byrd. And he seems larger than normal. In the photo he looks slightly taller than #29 next to him (Drayton Florence). Except Byrd is listed at 5' 10" and Florence is 6' 0". See a zoomed-in photo
4. Take a look at #29's right ear. He seems to have some extra pixel's... either that, or Kawika Mitchell has a seriously weird forearm.
Conclusion: The players were digitally shifted over to cover up Jauron's image.
Not a big deal, but we thought it was amusing. If only we could erase his legacy so easily... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
Here's the super-high-res version if you want to try to find more evidence.
Either Jairus Byrd (#31) ate his spinach and blew into his thumb before that picture, or he was stretched over in photo-shopping because compared to his left arm his right arm is ginormous!