tenacious d rocks your freakin' socks off

Jedi Knightrider 3000 · Fri Sep 06, 2002 7:45 pm

with a song like "fuck her gently..." tenacious d is awesome.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Sat Sep 07, 2002 1:51 am

Their show was pretty sweet ass too. i can't wait 'til it hits DVD.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 7:57 am

i saw em on mad tv, they(he) are pretty entertaining.. the tune about "wonder boy" is pretty cool too... I must hear more

Jedi Knightrider 3000 · Tue Oct 01, 2002 9:30 am

yeah, wonder boy is really funny. i still think "fuck her gently" is just hilarious...

you don't always
have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes
that's not right
to do

sometimes you gotta
make some love
and fuckin give her
some smooches
too

sometimes
you got to squeeze
sometimes
you gotta say please
sometimes
you gotta say hey

i'm gonna fuck you...
softly
i'm gonna screw you gently
i'm onna hump you...
sweetly
i'm onna ball you...
DISCREETLYYYYYY

and then you say
hey i brought you flowers
and then you say
wait a minute sally
i think i got something
in my teeth
could you get it out for me
THAT'S FUCKIN TEAMWORK!

what's your favorite pos-ish
that's cool with me
it's not my favorite
but i'll do it for you

what's you favorite dish
i'm not gonna cook it
but i'll order it
from ZANZIBAR!

and then i'm onna love you completely
and then i'll fuckin' fuck you dicreetly
and then i'll fuckin' bone you completely
but then
i'm gonna fuck
you
haaaaaaaaarrrrrd

haaaaaaaarrrrrrd

[vader]

i should make some tenacious d emoticons...

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 6:47 pm

Tenacious D emoticons would rule.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 12:49 pm

Wipe that cheesy grin off yo' face! Look what I pulled off of http://www.digitalbits.com

And if you skipped right to door Number Three, yes... that is the cover for Tenacious D: The Complete Masterworks, which is due on store shelves on 11/4. According to the band's official site:

"This highly provocative DVD contains:

• the legendary and epic recital at London's Brixton Academy that was by chance recorded on November 3, 2002 - tracks include Wonderboy, Explosivo, Kyle Quit the Band, Friendship, Kielbasa, Dio, The Cosmic Shame, F*ck Her Gently, Tribute and the ever popular Live Short Films that have been screened during The D's shows.

• the groundbreaking, hard to get (legally), HBO episodes which tell tale of The D in their early days on the road to stardom.

• But that's not all! A bonus second disc will be gifted to the first twelve million loyal Tenacious D apostles who purchase this D-VD. This second disc includes an intimate portrait of Jack and Kyle and their life of carnal debauchery on the road. Lucky owners of the DVD will catch rare and gruesome behind the scenes glimpses of the making of the Tribute & Wonderboy videos as well as never before seen footage of The D as they perform their secret backstage rituals."

Are we not happy? Gettin' your freak on with a little rock-a-delic D goodness never hurt anyone. Well... not too badly at least.

Post by **vynsane** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 9:00 pm

that is awesome! i can't wait to get this...

tenacious d DOES rock your fuckin' socks off! your socks are like "buh? what the fuck happened?!!??!!"

oh, and their debut album is actually $9.99 at tower records right now... i work there now, so's that's how i knows...

Troopersmo · Post by **Troopersmo** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 12:35 am

with karate Ill kick your ass.. from here to right over there yeah.. oh yeah mother fucker Im gonna kick your fuckin dairy aire yeah yeah - you broke the rules, and Ill pull out all your pubic hair.. mother fucker.. mother fucker..

ahh yes.. The D. I so enjoy the D.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:54 pm

Apparently I look almost exactly like Jack Black. I think I'll have to check this out too - except I hate him in everything save School of Rock. Sounds like funny shit.

mustard man · Post by **mustard man** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 1:59 pm

my freind likes that band!!! my freind is pyrofreak!!!!!!!!1!

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:33 pm

I can't wait for "Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny". The official movie website sucks, but that movie is gonna own.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:24 pm

Yeah, that movie is gonna make "House Party" look like "House Party 2".

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:10 pm

Or House Party 3!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:21 pm

Those fucks played Comic Con and they covered both "Flash Gordon" and "Pinball Wizard." Not even a ten-ton scrotum has balls that big!!

I wanted to have their babies, but the doctor tells me that's biologically impossible. Dammit.

pyrofreak · Post by **pyrofreak** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:29 pm

i like them! in fact i'm listning to them right now!