New worst game ever

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New worst game ever

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ET has been defeated. That game had redeeming qualities. The new worst does not.

Cranium: Kabooki for the Wii. It was on clearance at Target. The board game is kinda fun. I thought this would be a cool version. I was wrong.

The instructions for minigames are nonexistent, the games ridiculous, and the controls either unresponsive or overly sensitive, and never intuitive. It also doesn't say you have to play in teams for many games, nor that all the rest are totally not team efforts.

Five minutes in, all four of us playing were praying for it to end. Only my sister-in-law saying we had to see it through to the end kept us from just taking it out and putting Mario Kart in to clear our minds.

I've been disappointed in games before, but this is the first time I truly felt I wasted my money when I got a game this cheap ($12). I've never sold any game to GameStop, but I think this might be my first. Even if they only give me a nickel. It is that bad. I cannot imagine playing this again, especially with so many great "party" games for the Wii.
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