Al Qaeda-Linked Web Site Backs McCain for President!

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Nibble my nuts, Newsbitch!

WASHINGTON -- Al Qaeda supporters suggested in a Web site message this week they would welcome a pre-election terror attack on the U.S. as a way to usher in a McCain presidency.

The message, posted Monday on the password-protected al-Hesbah Web site, said if Al Qaeda wants to exhaust the United States militarily and economically, "impetuous" Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain is the better choice because he is more likely to continue the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

"This requires presence of an impetuous American leader such as McCain, who pledged to continue the war till the last American soldier," the message said. "Then, Al Qaeda will have to support McCain in the coming elections so that he continues the failing march of his predecessor, Bush."

SITE Intelligence Group, based in Bethesda, Maryland, monitors the Web site and translated the message.

"If Al Qaeda carries out a big operation against American interests," the message said, "this act will be support of McCain because it will push the Americans deliberately to vote for McCain so that he takes revenge for them against Al Qaeda. Al Qaeda then will succeed in exhausting America till its last year in it."

Mark Salter, a senior McCain adviser, said he had heard about the Web site chatter but had no immediate comment.

The message is credited to a frequent and apparently respected contributor named Muhammad Haafid. However, Haafid is not believed to have a direct affiliation with Al Qaeda plans or knowledge of its operations, according to SITE.

SITE senior analyst Adam Raisman said this message caught SITE's attention because there has been little other chatter on the forums about the U.S. election.

SITE was struck by the message's detailed analysis -- and apparent jubilation -- about American financial woes.

"What we try to do is get the pulse of the jihadist community," Raisman said. "And it's about the financial crisis."

Al Qaeda leader Usama bin Laden issued a videotape just four days before the 2004 U.S. presidential election directly addressing the American people.

So, basically, if you vote for McCain then you love terrorism. It seems like al-Qaeda is actually afraid of Obama. If so, then that would be fucking awesome. Not a terrorist attack to help McCain win, but Obama getting elected and sending these pussies to go fuck each other before we blow their heads off.

[Zaphod]

i hope obama wins. i think he's as full of shit as mccain, but his wife is a nice glass of chocolate milf. i think it would be totally novel to have for the first time in my lifetime a first lady i can imagine in place of phoebe cates in the pool scene from ridgemont high and masturbate my little heart out.

[The Grin]

...but his wife is a nice glass of chocolate milf.

Hell yes!

No offense to Laura Bush as he is quite the cougar.

[anarky]

No offense to Laura Bush as he is quite the cougar.

HE is?

Oh, yeah, Zaphod, you owe me a new keyboard. I'll never look at breakfast or Michelle Obama the same way.

[The Grin]

Sorry about the typo, it should have been "she".

As I was typing, your mom gave me an unexpected blow job causing me to jump.