Heralds! To me!

[Rob Liefeld]

This may be the least visited forum on this site. We shall concoct our nefarious yet indistinct plans in secret.

I am looking for 100% allegiance from my former heralds. Anything less shall result in death.

The following former heralds must respond as soon as they are able:

Snigtad Flornbi
emperordaddypants
The Grin
Slicker
homeless man

Oh, and you, too, Louie. You can finally make up for me keeping those girls from kicking your ass every day in kindergarten.

And bring anyone else you think might be willing to assist in my plans for worldwide clean vaginas!

Maintain silence outside this thread.

So queefs--I mean, should I look down and say it?

[The Grin]

Sorry, Rob, but I moved on. I was just in it because I want mothers of the world to douche so they are nice and clean when I come to visit them. Then I started The Grin brand feminine products and got 2 Live Crew to write the jingle for The Grin brand Douche. Now if you'll excuse me, our smoke break is over and I have to get back to Devestator.

[Perpantor]

Brother?

Can it be? After all these eons? You have returned from the Ash Pit of Kar-Mooka to avenge the ancient Babylonian evil our father instilled in our gravy that fateful Thanksgiving?

Hell yeah! Happy dance!!

[anarky]

...the fuck?

[RoIIo Tomassi]

...the fuck?

What he said.

Y'know I come to the Sloth section for a little peace and quiet. Some solitude where I can reflect on my thoughts.

And if New Zealand rugrats aren't getting hacked up and left to rot in topics for over a year, then we have douchebags like Rob coming in here thinking they can instigate in secret.

I call bullshit.

[unlimitedpudding]

Billy Mays is probably a herald of the douche also. My guess is that Billy is the weapons supplier. You'd be shocked to find out how much damage can be done with an Awesome Auger, a Bedazzler, and some OxiClean.

[Namblaman]

Rob Liefeld, Satan is looking forward to shrinking your feet to the size of raisins and inflating your thighs. Soon, you will be trapped in Hell for eternity. But you obviously know the whereabouts of Doctor Douche. Tell me now, and I will do my best to convince God to allow the Olsen Twins to visit you in your cell every Tuesday for all eternity.

[Snigtad Flornbi]

I'm sorry to disappoint, but I've grown well beyond the point where I find engaging in this sort of immaturity amusing.

[The Gerbil]

I SAPPOSE THAT CUZ SNIGTADS ACTING LEIK A QUEEFY COCKFAGGINS IM GONNA HALF TO TAIK HIS PLACE. U CAINT REALY ON NE1 DESE DAZE. YOU GOTS TA DO EVYRTING URSELF IF U WAN IT DUN RITE. GOD DAM SNIGTAD WTF HAPPIN TO U MAN?

[Snigtad Flornbi]

HA HA THE JERBAL I FULLED U! I GOT U GOOD, BICH! BURRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!

SO DOCTER DOOSHE WHAT IS UP MY WIGGER?

[Billy Mays]

Billy Mays is probably a herald of the douche also. My guess is that Billy is the weapons supplier. You'd be shocked to find out how much damage can be done with an Awesome Auger, a Bedazzler, and some OxiClean.

I WOULDN'T BE SHOCKED BUT I BET YOU WILL WHEN YOU WAKE UP WITH YOUR BALLS OXICLEANED OFF YOUR BODY, THE AUGER STUCK SO FAR UP YOUR ASS ITS TIP COMES OUT YOUR NOSE, AND YOUR NIPPLES CEASELESSLY BLEEDING BENEATH BRILLIANT RHINESTONES AND GLEAMING STUDS!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

I wish I could grow a beard like Billy Mays.

[unlimitedpudding]

Holy shit he's here. If I were any of you, I'd run.

I'm out.

[Vince Offer]

Not so fast there. I'm gonna make sure that this Mays fucka keeps to hisself. You followin' me, Puddin' Guy?

[unlimitedpudding]

He's here! He's finally here! Oh thank GOD he's here!

I'm following you, Vince.