the vynsane asylum

Posted: **Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:34 pm**

Somehow he looks like me AND my friend Rwn is in the video, AND it looks like it was shot in my living room... yet it is undoubtably THE Phantom Manass... weird eh??

Posted: **Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:48 pm**

At least he had pants on.

Posted: **Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:39 am**

hahahahah that was awesome! but the question remains: who have we seen? the master, or the apprentice?

Posted: **Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:34 am**

You have found the first installment of my ManAssifesto. The farts is STROOONG with you. Soon I shall have another, more flatulent apprentice and then shall I release my next installment, all about how much influence the brown side of the farts has on the weak-sphinctered.

Posted: **Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:40 pm**

stop... looking... at his... avatar...

anyway, since you apparently missed the memo, i used the new [/youtube ] bbcode added last week so we can watch from the comfort of the asylum instead of having to venture out into the scary youtube wilderness.

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:12 pm**

Poop quiz, hot shit!

You're the master of the Brown Side of the Farts. Arse WipeDoo, played by Samuel L. Jackson, busts into your crib with his posse. He says he's going to take you down. What do you do?!?!?!?

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:46 pm**

Simple: I lure my future apprentice to my aide at exactly the time Arse Wipe-Doo is about to vanquish me with the power of the farts. When my apprentice's flatulence over-takes my attacker, I deliver the most powerful shit-storm I can muster and blow him out the window like so much bad air, yelling "FLATUS!!!!!! UNNNNNNNLIMITED FLATUS!!!!!!!!"

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:16 pm**

What concerns me is what that random body part in front of ManAss is. His arm, someone else's arm, someone else's leg, or a massively fat erection?

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:37 pm**

The Phantom ManAss wrote:Simple: I lure my future apprentice to my aide at exactly the time Arse Wipe-Doo is about to vanquish me with the power of the farts. When my apprentice's flatulence over-takes my attacker, I deliver the most powerful shit-storm I can muster and blow him out the window like so much bad air, yelling "FLATUS!!!!!! UNNNNNNNLIMITED FLATUS!!!!!!!!"

Ha-Ha-Ha-Hooooo! Good answer!

anarky wrote:What concerns me is what that random body part in front of ManAss is. His arm, someone else's arm, someone else's leg, or a massively fat erection?

But his bottom is exceptionally smooth.

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:44 pm**

Ah, Anarky. I wouldn't be much of a mystery if I revealed everything now, would I?

However, did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Gaseous the Flatulent? I thought not. It's a Shit legend. Darth Gaseous was a Dark Lord of the Shit, so flatulent and so wise he could use the Farts to influence the very poop particles in his flatus. He had such a knowledge of the brown side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from smelling his emissions.

He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of (other than sharting, which even a Dark Lord of the Shit despises - especially while riding a bike or jumping on a trampoline) was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice farted on his master's face in his sleep until he asphyxiated. It's ironic he could save others from detecting defecation, but couldn't smell who dealt it himself.

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:59 pm**

You've posted more in this thread than in the entire rest of the forum, ManAss.

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:43 pm**

he must be getting ready to at last reveal himself to whoever and finally get revenge for something.

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:01 pm**

I just hope the other idiots, like Dell and Namblaman and Rob Liefeld and, especially, Doctor Douche, stay out of it.

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:33 pm**

That almost sounds like an invitation. It's been too long since the last character freak-out.

anarky wrote:What concerns me is what that random body part in front of ManAss is. His arm, someone else's arm, someone else's leg, or a massively fat erection?

And thank you for making me look at that fucking avatar for more than a second.

Posted: **Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:36 pm**

Turdeto wrote:Ha-Ha-Ha-Hooooo! Good answer!

Turdeto, the Brown Side flows STRONGLY through you. You will make a great Dark Lord of the Shit. From this moment on you will be known as
DARTH TURDANUS

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