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The Grin's Words of Wisdom
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:58 pm
by The Grin
Vynsane has his Daily Scribble and Snigtard has had his so-called "daily" threads for both smooth and douche. While I won't promise to post in this thread every day, I just want a place to give everyone my words of wisdom.
#1. If she puts on a Breathe-Right strip, you know it is going to be a good blow job.
Re: The Grin's Words of Wisdom
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:42 pm
by The Grin
Don't pop a couple Vigara with a case of Red Bull chaser prior to making sweet love, you could very well end up charged with murder.
Re: The Grin's Words of Wisdom
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:16 pm
by The Grin
The Clitoris. Find it and tease it like a midget.
Re: The Grin's Words of Wisdom
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:47 am
by Snigtad Flornbi
I FUCKIN HAET MIGETS, THEY R ALL WAYS STEELING MY PEPSY!
Re: The Grin's Words of Wisdom
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:02 pm
by Caligula
I love to tease midgets, and love to tease the clitoris. I most love teasing midget clitorii. The only thing I covldst possibly love more wovld be engaging in said activity if one or both of my sisters didst be midgets.
I have long been an admirer of thy works, The Grin, or, as we dost call thee in the Empire Proper, Il Grinnvs Matrifvcker Maximvs. I wouldst follow thine example by fvcking my own mother, the lovely Agrippina the Elder, if my asshole vncle Tiberivs hadn't imprisoned and tortvred her to death. I didn't get to kill the bastard myself, but I fvcked his corpse and fed it to an vnderaged girl right before I fvcked her to death in front of her mother and sent her father the bill for dry-cleaning the cvm off my robes. Sic semper Grovpvs!
Re: The Grin's Words of Wisdom
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:49 pm
by The Grin
To the people that ask me "Why only mothers?" I say because mothers are women. You're not a woman until you have a person climb out of you and trash your hopes and dreams.
Re: The Grin's Words of Wisdom
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:32 pm
by The Grin
Now I shall respond to a few fan letters.
Dear The Grin,
Do you shave down there?
Sincerely,
Juan in Colorado
Well, Juan. Ask your mother.
Dear The Grin,
Do you ever worry that your cock is too big and might stretch out one of those mothers you are making sweet love to?
Yours truly,
D. Eye from Idaho
No I am not. You see, it is true that my dong is enormous and quite magnificent. However, it is still shy of the 7-10 pounds a mother pushed out from between her legs giving birth.