A couple of new toy ideas.

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A couple of new toy ideas.

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First is for Toybiz. It's selfish for me cause I want civilians to hold hostage when my Sinister Six is robbing a bank, but Toybiz could spread out into the "girl" market by applying their "Legends" articulation to regular looking people; dads, moms, kids, people in business suits, doctors, construction workers, police, firefighters, taxi drivers, homeless people, etc. Endless varieties of citizens. Then throw in some 1:12 vehicles: SUVs, sportscars, VWs, cop cars, Mailtrucks.


Secondly, who has the rights to old TV Shows? I've been getting into the old DVD sets and it'd be cool to have a 6" Bo and Luke with a 1:12 General Lee. Or a Michael Knight with a 1:12 KITT. How about Crockett and Tubbs figures? A-Team? Magnum with a 1:12 Ferrari. You get the idea.
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mrsparkleA remote- control sloth!!!!!!
...or platypus
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how about a remote controlled <b>DICKER</b> that comes with a remote control <b>SHIT HUMAN</b> so you can make them have gay sex
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Or a remote-controlled DICKTAD[:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!]that can go fuck himself!
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It would be kind of entertaining making a little plastic Sniggy try to suck himself off for hours on end. It would be extra funny if he had a little plastic temper tantrum as a result of not being able to even lick his little (to scale, of course) 3 inch wiener.
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jj I would buy that toy for christmess for little jim down the street(he is realy weird!)
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i call this one a "furby 2.0" it will make crude remarks such as the ones seen in "furby prank call"
it has over 5 differnt action phrases! buy it now!!

and buy dangerdoom! it will teach you how to swim! get you cool cars, houses and kick ass speakers!
go to adultswim.com and- DANGERDOOM!!!!!
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Snigtad Flornbi wrote:how about a remote controlled <b>DICKER</b> that comes with a remote control <b>SHIT HUMAN</b> so you can make them have gay sex


Wow. Legible. Coherent. This must've been BEFORE your dad started putting the plastic bag over your head...
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A Film Crew Action Figures line.

A director with a director’s chair. Sound guy with a boom mike. Camera guy with a steadicam rig. Various people with clipboards.

Vehicles could be one of the giant camera rigs they sit in. Or a stunt vehicle with the driver on top of the car. Or a car with the camera rig on the hood for the ‘actors’ in the car.

You’d buy them and place them in dioramas with your regular toys and BOOM now it’s a behind the scenes thing.

I googled it to see if anyone had already thought of it. The closest I could tell was little stationary figures for train models. Otherwise, nothing.
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Tom Foolery wrote: Wed Jun 05, 2024 9:05 pm A Film Crew Action Figures line.

A director with a director’s chair. Sound guy with a boom mike. Camera guy with a steadicam rig. Various people with clipboards.

Vehicles could be one of the giant camera rigs they sit in. Or a stunt vehicle with the driver on top of the car. Or a car with the camera rig on the hood for the ‘actors’ in the car.

You’d buy them and place them in dioramas with your regular toys and BOOM now it’s a behind the scenes thing.

I googled it to see if anyone had already thought of it. The closest I could tell was little stationary figures for train models. Otherwise, nothing.
Probably the wrong scale for you you are looking for, but back to the 1970s, Fisher Price Adventure People had a TV crew.
https://thisoldtoy.com/l_fp_set/toy-pag ... nteam.html

I didn't have these, but I had a space shuttle, a deep sea diving set, and a park ranger set. As you probably know, Kenner based the original Star Wars line on Adventure People.
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I think jurassic park did a Spielberg figure
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LEGO had a whole theme called LEGO Studios.
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