You know what would suck hardcore?

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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You know what would suck hardcore?

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If you were Will Turner and on your one day on land in 10 years Elizabeth was on her period.
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I'd be pretending to be a vampire.

If she were faithful (which I'd hope to hell she would be, getting her man basically sentenced to spend eternity on a pirate ship), I don't think she'd mind.

And, no, I don't remember if it was here we discussed it, but I totally don't buy the "Will only had to captain the Flying Dutchman for ten years total" bullshit.
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It sucks when you are only home one weekends. After 10 years, I imagine he would poke it anyway.
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there's always anal...
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Re: You know what would suck hardcore?

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yeah my first thought, but with a Cosby voice "There's always room for anal"
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