the vynsane asylum

Posted: **Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:36 am**

I AM REALY GOOD IN HISTERY CLASS. IT IS MY BEST CLASS, I CAN GET A 'D+' IN THAT CLAS WITH OUT EVAN FUCKING THE TEECHER. ANIWAY I NO U FAGS DID NOT PAY ANEY ATTENSHUN IN UR HISTERY CLASES CUZ U WERE ALL SO BIZY PLAYING HOOKER SO I WIL SOME UP 4 U.

2DAY WE LERNED A BOUT SOME ONE CALED SLAVARY. THIS HAPENED A LONG TIEM AGO, LIEK BACK IN THE 80S. THEY USED TOO HAEV THESE PEOPLE U COLD BYE, THEY WERE CALED "NIGERS." U JUST WENT 2 THE NIGER STOR AND SAYED TO THE LADY AT THE REJASTER, "HEY, I WOULD TOTALY LIEK 3 NIGERS TO GO." YEP, U COUD JUST GO BYE PATRICK SWAZE, BE CAUS THIS WAS BEFOUR HE WAS DED. U TUK THE NIGERS HOME + THEY DID UR LONDREY AND MADE U COOKYS AND STUFF. THIS 1 PRESIDENT CLARANCE THOMAS, HE FUKED HIS NIGERS WITH A COKE CAN. I GESS WHEN U WERE DUN U TAKE THE NIGERS BACK + SUM 1 ELSE BYES THEM FOR THE NEXT DAY.

THEN THIS GUY HE WAS NAMED KING MAREN LUTHAR, HE SAYED, HAY THIS IS NO KEWL, EVER 1 CAN NOT AFORD 2 HAEV NIGERS, IT IS NOT FARE 2 THE PORE PEEPLE. THEY HAVE 2 DO THERE ONE LONDREY, THAT SUX. SO HE CALED UP THE PRESADENT FRANKLEN D. THEODORE AND SAYED FERRO LET MY PEPLE GO! THODORE LAFFED AT HIM AND KICKED HIM OUT OF CHURCH BE CAUSE HE SAT IN A SETE ON THE BUSS THAT WAS RESERVED 4 NIGERS, SO KING MARTIN LUTHAR NELLED HIS FECES 2 THE CHERCH THEIR IN BUNRINGHAM + THIS PISED EVERY ONE OFF SO THAY KILLED HIM.

THE KENG OF FRANCE WAS PISED OFF BE CAUSE I GESS KING MARTEN LUTHAR WAS HIS BFF, SO HE INVADED POLEND + PUT ALL THE PEPLE THAIR IN CAMPS SO THEY WOOD CONSINTRATE BETER BE CAUSE THEY WER ALL DUM POLOCKS. THEN THAY BOMED A LADY CALED MINIE PEARL, THIS WAS CALED THE VIET NAM WOR BE CAUSE SHE WAS IN A VIETNUMESE RESTRONT WHEN IT HAPENED. THEN PRESADANT THEODOR DYED + PRESIDANT LEE GRANT LINKIN TOOK OVER, HE WENT 2 GETTEESBERG + FOUDN THE ADRES OF THE FORD DEALER SHIP + SINED THE EMASCULATION PROCLAMACION. THIS ENDED THE NIGERS FOR AL TIEM, SO U CAN NOT BYE THEM ANY MORE.

THE TEECHER NEVER SAYED WHAT THIS DUDE SLAVARY DID OR WHAT HE HAD 2 DO WITH THE WOR. HE IS KIND OF A DUM ASS THAT WEIGH SUMTIEMS.

Posted: **Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:06 pm**

this sounds interesting and i will have to read up on it. did they take a five cent deposit on the "nigers," sort of like they do on coke bottles in some states?

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:30 am**

2DAY WE LERNED ABOUT GEORGE WASHINGTON. I ASKED WHY HE WAS ON THE TEN DOLER BILL. THE TEECHER SAYED HE WAS NOT. SHE IS A DUM ASS.

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:01 pm**

George Washington invented peanuts or peanut butter or something. It was definitely something to do with ingesting nuts. So you should study him very carefully, Snig, because we all know you like nuts in the face.

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:14 pm**

Sniggy, first of all, is your teacher a hermaphrodite? One time you say "he," the next, "she."

And what the fuck are you doing in school in July? Not that I think you're smart enough to get out of summer school, but I thought they were cutting back on summer school due to budget crises everywhere.

Posted: **Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:36 am**

Most of the founding fathers were atheists right?

Posted: **Thu May 09, 2013 9:02 am**

MY TECHER LIEKD ME SO MUCH, I GET THE SAME CLAS 4 THE THERD YEAR IN A ROE! YAY!

YESTARDAY WE LERNED ABOUT WORLED WAR PART 2. THERE WERE PEOPLE IN GERMY CALLED NACHOS. PEPELE SAY THEY WER BAD, BUTT I DO NOT THINK SO. AMERICA FUCK YEH BEAT THEM UP, BUT THEY WERE NOT AWL BAD. THEY HAD VERY GOODE FASTEN DESIGNERS. IN OLD DVDS THEY SHOW AL THESE GUYS WALKEN AROUND WITH CLOTHES FROM A DESINER CALED JUDEN. THIS JUDEN BRAND WAS COOL, THEY HAD YELLOW PNETAGONS LIEK THE KIDS WHO LISTEN 2 BLACK SABATH WEAR, AND THERE CLOSE SAID JUDEN. BUT AFTER THE WAR NO 1 WEARS THESE ANY MORE, U NO WHY, BECAUSE WE BLEW UP THE JUDEN FACTORY! THEY EVEN HAD SUMER CAMPS. VERY SAD. I TOLED MY TEACHER THAT THE NACHOS WERE NOT ALL BAD BE CAUSE OF THIS. HE TOOK OFF HIS GLASES, PUT HIS HEAD IN HIS HANDS, AND SAYED, OH ROBIN ROBIN ROBIN ROBIN, WITCH I THINK MEANS I GOT AN A!

Posted: **Thu May 09, 2013 9:20 am**

I call bullshit on that first post. Robin spelled 'emasculation' correctly. Clearly he's a sock puppet.

They just caught a 95 year old Nazi guard from Auschwitz last week. He claimed he didn't do anything bad. He was just a cook. Uhmmm, fuckface? You know what all the ovens were for?

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