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Worst News

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:56 pm
by jdr3
Natalie Portman Is Engaged and Pregnant!

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Natalie Portman and choreographer Benjamin Millepied are engaged and expecting their first child, her reps confirm to People exclusively. The couple met during the production of Black Swan. Portman's performance in the film has earned her nominations for a Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild Award. Related: Natalie Portman Is Back on the Carbs After Black SwanThe actress, 29, will next be seen in the romantic comedy, No Strings Attached, costarring Ashton Kutcher. This will be the first child for the actress who is due in 2011.

Re: Worst News

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:21 pm
by Rollo Tomassi
Ugh. She's marrying a guy named Millipede?


That means in nine months a baby millipede is coming out Padme's vagina.


Those things creep me out. Those and silverfish.

Re: Worst News

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:32 am
by anarky
Silverfish eat comics, so they are worse than millipedes.

But not worse than this news. Padme is damaged goods now. :( (Says the guy with two kids.)

Re: Worst News

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:19 am
by Diabolical
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Re: Worst News

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:49 am
by The Grin
:thegrin:

2011 is going to be a good year for mother loving.

:thegrin:

Re: Worst News

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:46 pm
by anarky
I saw ads for that new comedy she's doing with Ashton Kutcher. Chris Rock's (?) skit about seeing Snow Dogs and feeling so sorry for Cuba Gooding that he had to send him five bucks came to mind.