3 of the greatest articles youwill ever read

[Diabolical]

Not only are they hilarious, but they will fill your spank bank for weeks.

Article 1

Article 2

Article 3

[jjreason]

I'm clapping & cheering as loudly as my sleeping-wife-on-the-couch-in-the-next-room will allow, which ain't too loud but I'm still clapping & cheering.

[anarky]

On the laptop in the kitchen. I'm going to have to wait. The article titles sound nice, though.

[Rollo Tomassi]

About a third of the way through the first article, I became convinced this is some liberal gay college student's gigantic practical joke and social commentary on right-wing zealots. And he's totally commited to the part. He's the equivalent of Snigtad or NegativeBoy. Its so apparent by how out of the way he goes to tittilate with his descriptions of Batman's homoerotic 'crimefighting'.

Also, I realized how insulated I am in my choice of forums. I just keep forgetting the rest of the world is populated by people with double digit IQs. So thanks for that.

[jjreason]

Articles? Oh, on second look.....

[anarky]

Holy fuck. I'm only through the first "article," and this is fucking hilarious. I'm with Rollo--this dude cannot, CANNOT be real. It's too insane and un-researched (almost intentionally so, it seems) for this guy to actually function on oxygen and carbon like the rest of us.

I started noting things to comment on, like I normally do, but gave up when I realized I could write a freakin' treatise on just the first hundred words alone.

The greatest moment was the girl in the R2-D2 teddy (swimsuit? sometimes it's tough to tell) and the writer basically saying, "Someone showed this to us, and we think there's something comic-y about it, but we can't tell, but clearly it's gay." I was about to piss myself when I read this. Close runner-up was the statement about gays taking advantage of girls because they have buttholes.

Quote of the day:

While nerdy comic book creators and fans may squeal like an Asian in moments of delight, rest assured Ameica’s great enemy — Satan — is doubled over and squealing with orgasmic yips of glee as he sees what is happening.

[anarky]

Double post!

I never knew Hulk was a KGB agent turned to the Hulk by the Soviets! Or that every Batgirl ever has died or been crippled. Damn. I'm going to miss Stephanie and Cassie.

BTW, looking at other posts, I came more and more to the conclusion that this is a well-done satire. The name of one writer, "Susan B. Xenu," seemed to clinch that. I looked 'em up, and, sure enough, it's satire. Satire that's apparently fooled The Huffington Post more than once.

[Rollo Tomassi]

I had similar hissy fits of laughter when he referred to Joe Quesada as a 'Mexican' who works at DC. Anyone who is diligent enough to research Joe Quesada's involvement with comics publishing would know better.

Man, I'm still chuckling at the entire affair.