Things were so much better under Reagan
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:21 pm
For one thing, we had this old game system called an Atari. And there was a game where you were a white guy, and you shot darkies. That's all you did. Each black dude you shot was one point. And it was awesome. There had never been a game that cool.
We didn't have the NAACP to cry, "Us coloreds we's so offended, sah, please change dat dere game for us so we's can eats our watermelons in peace!" No, fucking communists like Bill Clinton believed in peace with Russia and freeing hostages in Iran and all that pinko bullshit, so now we have to be all politically correct. Thanks to those pinkos, the government can listen to your phone calls. Did you know that? Only the God-fearing Republicans with their Patriot Act keep Muslim atheists like Barack HUSSEIN Osama from turning us into a Soviet hippie commune.
Excuse me. I'm going to fire up the old Atari and shoot me some black folks.
We didn't have the NAACP to cry, "Us coloreds we's so offended, sah, please change dat dere game for us so we's can eats our watermelons in peace!" No, fucking communists like Bill Clinton believed in peace with Russia and freeing hostages in Iran and all that pinko bullshit, so now we have to be all politically correct. Thanks to those pinkos, the government can listen to your phone calls. Did you know that? Only the God-fearing Republicans with their Patriot Act keep Muslim atheists like Barack HUSSEIN Osama from turning us into a Soviet hippie commune.
Excuse me. I'm going to fire up the old Atari and shoot me some black folks.