Slab of blue ice falls off Air Force One, misses protesters

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Slab of blue ice falls off Air Force One, misses protesters

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50 lb slab of blue ice falls off Air Force One, narrowly missing “Occupy Las Vegas” protesters. “Clark County Director of Aviation Randall Walker was immediately notified and dispatched airport personnel to the campsite, but witnesses report that the blue ice had melted by the time officials arrived leaving only a smelly brown residue.” Irony meter once again in the red zone. Wonder if this was Elizabeth Warren’s idea too...
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Re: Slab of blue ice falls off Air Force One, misses protesters

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Is it too late to call dibs on the smelly brown residue?
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