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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! You know what we should do? Get together for a Thanksgiving pot-luck. I'll bring some darling decorations I learned how to make while watching Martha Stewart. I also found a marvelous new recipe for a fruitcake I've been dying to try. Who else is coming?
Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:40 pm
by The Grin
I guess I can swing by. Your mother says I have some tasty gravy.
Has anyone else noticed that Aunt Harriet is kind of plump? If she shaved her beaver, I'm pretty sure it would look like an uncooked turkey.
Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 9:19 pm
by Aunt Harriet
What do you mean 'if', Dearie? I'm smoothe like a marble floor down there. It must infuriate you to no end that I never had kids of my own.
Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:00 am
by Rollo Tomassi
That's gross, dearie.
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:18 pm
by jjreason
I gave thanks weeks ago, but I suppose I can muster up a bit more for your Yanksgiving. Happy turkey day, Yankees.
Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:33 am
by Turdeto
Thanks to all of you who ate too much then clogged the toilet.
Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:49 am
by unlimitedpudding
I hope you all had toast, and then cleaned everything with a ShamWow.
Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 2:34 pm
by Senor Assbutt
Be thankful that you have an ass to fight for freedom. There are poor, starving children in Zimbabwe who cannot afford to have asses.
And that is disgusting. I do not want to see that.
Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:22 pm
by Zaphod
on thanksgiving, i like to shit in a pie crust and take it to my asshole brother-in-law's house. "thanks for the chocolate pie," he always says, then cuts himself a big piece. the look on his face when he bites into it is priceless. and then i say, "that's for the time when i was twelve and walked in on my sister blowing you, so you pulled it out and gave her a sloppy facial while i watched in horror."
the stupid asshole has fallen for it six years running!
and the best part is, it was him that walked in on me and his sister!
Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 8:18 pm
by Tom Foolery
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:04 am
by Ran
Tom Foolery wrote:Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
It is a matter of time before they change the name from Thanksgiving to Black Friday Eve.
Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:18 pm
by anarky
I've already seen it referred to as Pre-Black Friday and Black Thursday.
Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2025 1:08 am
by Tom Foolery
Happy Thanksgiving!
Enjoy your meal, and then have a healthy poo the next day!
Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2025 6:23 pm
by Ran
Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2025 6:41 pm
by anarky
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