the vynsane asylum

You're obsolete.

McDonald’s to reverse declining sales with more attractive Hamburglar



Not sure why the new Hamburglar is supposed to make me want to eat a hamburger, but I do have to admit he gives me a craving for meat--particularly a hot dog.

GODDAMMIT, McDONALD'S, YOU FUCKING MADE ME GAY!!!!

oh, anarky, i roll with the times. i'm switching the vhs out for laserdisk!

and now that i've changed my avatar, you must be really, really confused.