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The She-Hulk finale nailed it. The 70s TV show homage had me crying. Her crawling thru the D+ menu screen was delightful. The meeting with Kevin Feige was great, bringing up all the MCU’s shortcomings. And that last cameo…(no not Wong, the second to last cameo).

Disney+ should really start thinking about longer seasons for some of these shows. 6 and 9 episodes isn’t enough.
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I am legitimately impressed by Michael Giacchino's debut on Werewolf by Night. That was fucking spectacular. Absolutely fucking spectacular.

I want nothing more than for Marvel to recognize Dracula is in the public domain and greenlight a Giacchino-helmed Tomb of Dracula special for next Halloween.
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Well that doesn’t look funny at all. Bill Murray is playing himself.

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Fuck my balls and call me Dengar, that looks amazeballs.
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Not exactly MCU, but X-Men: The Animated Series turns 30 today.

Dunna dunna dun da dun! And now that's stuck in your head.
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Going to Wakanda Forever tomorrow. Usually we wait until Sun/Mon, but we fortuitously all have the day off.
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Wakanda Forever was not what I was expected, but a very good film. Namor is a completely different, but it works.

He said the thing!

Then he said the other thing!
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anarky wrote: Sat Nov 12, 2022 7:23 pm Wakanda Forever was not what I was expected, but a very good film. Namor is a completely different, but it works.

He said the thing!

Then he said the other thing!
Yeah, but it was in Mayan and subtitled, so I was kinda like ‘That doesn’t count’. It was kinda like when John Wick said ‘You killed my dog.” but it was in Russian or whatever

I would categorize the film as good, but not great. It had moving moments, but it didn’t move me. I think a rewatch in two months when it hits D+ might improve it some.

Also, I had read a long time ago that the end credit stinger was gong to be Dr Doom and it wasn’t that so I was bummed. I know that’s unfair, but whatever. I psyched myself up for it.
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Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special.

Fucking amazing.

Though I'll admit to being mildly let down since I'd heard Adam Warlock would be in it. But only very mildly.
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anarky wrote: Sat Nov 26, 2022 2:41 am Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special.

Fucking amazing.

Though I'll admit to being mildly let down since I'd heard Adam Warlock would be in it. But only very mildly.
I think you are missing the important reveal that the GoBots are officially canon in the MCU and they killed Drax’s cousin.

Also, is the ‘Map to the Stars’ gonna be some sort of MCU Easter Egg down the road?
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I was a bit disappointed in the GotG Holiday Special.
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I wasn't sure what to expect, but we had a couple of laughs. Using a person in a suit for Groot was so bad it was kinda good. But not.
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Except James Gunn claims Linebacker Groot is 100% CGI.
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I can totally believe James Gunn could convince Kevin Feige that Marvel hasn’t had a “Wild Bunch” type movie yet and is gonna kill them all off at the end.


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Jimmy Kimmel asked Din Cheadle if Arnold Shwarzenegger was playing Titanium Man in the Armor Wars movie. Cheadle said he didn’t know anything about it.

BUT…Ahnuld was one of the ‘Stars’ on the Map I mentioned earlier in the GotG Holiday Special! Am I on to something? Queen Latifah, JohnCena, Margot Robbie, and Mark-Paul Gosselar were also on the map.
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