Funeral for a Flornbi

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:23 am

Wow. What a shocking turn of events. I kind of expected the little moron to crash and burn in the Negative Zone, but dead? Don't you think that's a bit harsh?

Eh, who am I kidding? That little shit had it coming. I was getting damn sick and tired of his stupid "Dose of Dooshe" and the constant interruptions of normal conversations. If I knew where he was buried, I'd be the first in line to piss on his grave.

And so this thread: more a postmortem roast than a proper funeral, but the dooshbag didn't deserve a funeral. As Slicker pointed out, the ratfucker was sometimes unintentionally funny.

So what's your favorite or least favorite Snigtad memory? Personally, I always got a kick out of re-reading his little argument with Slicker about what a naked woman looks like, since we all know that little punk never even got pussy when he was born.

Oh, and reading any of the numerous posts by Doom: "Back to the spank-box" or "Wait for it... wait for it... DOOMED!!" Those always signified the coming of peace, quiet, and what passes for normalcy around here. For a few days, at least.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:26 am

I still say the best was the story of his neighbor tossing his dads salad and the spanish teacher. Those are great stories and will be remembered for years to come.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:05 pm

Poor little dweeb, I don't know exactly what to say.. admitting that I miss the little fellow wouldn't be proper...
I think the greatest phase was the pre-implosion of the original forums, before the dark times... before the romulan data dump..
The first telling of the really important story was likely my all-time fave moment, I swear me and JJ laughed until our eyes teared up one day, reciting it word-for-word, I mean, imagining someone who is such an idiot is one thing, but actually experiancing it was something I think none of us was prepared for....

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:13 pm

No...*sniff*...no Doosh Day?![cry]

My favorite Flornbi-ism was his now classic poem posted last nite, particularly the lines:
HE SAYED SNIGTAD WHY DONT YOU PUT YOU'RES IN HER MOUTH
WHIL I KEEP MY BIG JONHSON DOWN HEAR IN THE SOUTH!!!!!!!!!!

And...

IT WAS REAL DARK OUT SIDE AND WHAT DID I SEE
BUT GRIM LOCK TEA BAGING MADUBONS PUSSY!!!!!!!!

The first one made me well up it was so fucking hilarious, and the second one is at least as funny and gets twice as funny when you picture it ("Me Grimlock put dino-sack in silly fleshlings orifice!"). Poor Carl.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:31 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by CaptainSolo1138
 No...*sniff*...no Doosh Day?![cry]<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Shit, when I read that, I immediately thought of the little zombie kid from The Nightmare Before Christmas, crying and saying, "There goes Dooshe Day."

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:00 pm

For some reason I had the image of a Hoo from Hooville (Wendy Loo Hoo perhaps?), but she'll work also.

Muthrfukerz!

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:01 pm

wow i thought you people were funny but you are sick twisted people to make fun of your dead friend like that

Doctor Douche · Post by **Doctor Douche** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:25 pm

I RECALL ONE TIME WHEN SNIGTAD ASKED ME TO FUCK HIM IN THE ASS AGAIN? I REPLIED THAT I WAS STILL PICKING DINGLE BERRIES OUT OF MY MAN MANE BUT THAT I'D GIVE IT WHIRL. DURING OUR "LOVE" MAKING I WAS HITTIN' IT SO HARD FROM BEHIND THAT OUR NUTS SLAPPED WITH A THUNDEROUS CLAP. WE BOTH FELL TO THE GROUND WITH INTENSE STOMACH ACHES.

YOU TALK ABOUT GETTING YOUR BISCUITS BUTTERED ON BOTH SIDES!!!!!!!!!

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:22 pm

I must say, I foresaw the demise of Flornbi. He was completely off the rails at the end - poor fingers going way to fast for that marble-sized brain of his. His excitement about Doosh Day was a might contagious however, it would have been interesting to see what the whelp had cooked up for us. Ah well, might be some good "What If?" fodder, to help us laugh in this time of darkness.

Looking at the big picture though - isn't it kind of appropriate that Snig died so close to Doosh Daye? Kind of makes sense - if anything about Flornbi can be mentioned in a sentence using the word "sense".

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:31 pm

Another good time was when he tried to make sweet love to JJ's mouth.

homeless man · Post by **homeless man** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:53 am

What a shame. Such a young life wasted. I cant believe the little bastard is gone. Oh well, it seems a new bastard has taken his place. Did Snigtad get run over by a subway train?

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:12 pm

I really liked that one time when he, ummm,..... died. That was great. Everyone remember, the first word in "funeral" is "fun".[:D]

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:20 pm

Which is why I pronounce it fun-e-ral.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:26 pm

So, um, Zod, Batman, Bob, anyone... Can you kill Snigtad again?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:29 pm

For a few grand, you wont have to worry about him again.