I ALWAYS VISIT THE CEMETERY IN MY CIVILIAN GUISE DURING THE DAYTIME. THIS MORNING, I CAUGHT THAT DEVIANT JERKOFF BIZARRO THE GRIN AT MY FATHER'S GRAVESIDE WITH A SHOVEL, SOME EDIBLE PANTIES, AND NOTHING ELSE!
THE FULL FURY OF THE GODDAMN BATMAN RAINED DOWN UPON HIS HEAD! I CANNOT TOLERATE THOSE SUCH AS HE, WHO NOT ONLY DRESS UP LIKE SUPERVILLAINS, BUT WHO ENGAGE IN SODOMY!
I HAVE DEALT BIZARRO THE GRIN A BLOW JOB HE WILL NOT SOON FORGET--MY JOB WAS INFLICTING HIM WITH BLOWS FROM MY GODDAMN FISTS OF VENGEANCE!
MY GODDAMN BAT-CAMERA TAPED THIS MAN, WHO VISITED THE GRAVESIDE OF BIZARRO THE GRIN (AS I BURIED THE TWISTED PSYCHOPATH IN A DUMPSTER IN A SURPRISINGLY FANCY ALLEY BEHIND A CHINESE RESTAURANT). HE SHOUTED "NO!" FOR SEVERAL MINUTES, DROPPED HIS GODDAMN TROUSERS, AND STUCK A GODDAMN KETCHUP BOTTLE UP HIS OWN ASS! HE THEN ASSTURBATED ON THE BOTTLE FOR SEVEN MINUTES BEFORE VOMITING THE KETCHUP ON BIZARRO THE GRIN'S DECAYING CORPSE, LEAVING HIM WITH THE CRYPTIC COMMENT, "SOME MUY ESPICY SALSA FOR YOU, MI AMIGO! I SHALL SEE YOU IN HEAVEN BUT UNTIL THEN I REMIND YOU THAT GOD IS THE FATHER, SO SHOW HIM A MUY GOOD TIME!"
THE FOLLOWING PICTURE IS THIS SICK SODOMITE BENDING OVER THE SURPRISINGLY ORNATE EDGE OF THE GODDAMN DUMPSTER.
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ANYONE WITH ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THIS MAN'S IDENTITY SHOULD CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!
[/size]THE GODDAMN BATMAN WILL GET HIS REVENGE![/b][/color]
Batman wrote:MY GODDAMN BAT-CAMERA TAPED THIS MAN, WHO VISITED THE GRAVESIDE OF BIZARRO THE GRIN (AS I BURIED THE TWISTED PSYCHOPATH IN A DUMPSTER IN A SURPRISINGLY FANCY ALLEY BEHIND A CHINESE RESTAURANT). HE SHOUTED "NO!" FOR SEVERAL MINUTES, DROPPED HIS GODDAMN TROUSERS, AND STUCK A GODDAMN KETCHUP BOTTLE UP HIS OWN ASS! HE THEN ASSTURBATED ON THE BOTTLE FOR SEVEN MINUTES BEFORE VOMITING THE KETCHUP ON BIZARRO THE GRIN'S DECAYING CORPSE, LEAVING HIM WITH THE CRYPTIC COMMENT, "SOME MUY ESPICY SALSA FOR YOU, MI AMIGO! I SHALL SEE YOU IN HEAVEN BUT UNTIL THEN I REMIND YOU THAT GOD IS THE FATHER, SO SHOW HIM A MUY GOOD TIME!"
THE FOLLOWING PICTURE IS THIS SICK SODOMITE BENDING OVER THE SURPRISINGLY ORNATE EDGE OF THE GODDAMN DUMPSTER.
bizarrothegrip.jpg
ANYONE WITH ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THIS MAN'S IDENTITY SHOULD CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!
[/size]THE GODDAMN BATMAN WILL GET HIS REVENGE![/b][/color]
yOU EVIL BASTARD! qUE HAVE YOU EDONE A LA bIZARRO eL gREEN?
Batman, zees, eet ees no good. Vee of Zee Group, vee are lovairs, not fahtairs, non? Eet ees uncalled for you to keell mon ami Beezarro Zee Green. He ees an ass, si, pero he does nozhing to varrant this violahnce. Ah know eet ees gross to fock zee dead pahraints, vhich ees vhy Ah mahself no have focked your mothair for manah years, but Beezarro, he ees, how you say, eento zees.
Please to be a nicair pahrson, or vee shall be forced to form zee Devahstatair, non?
I HAVE YOU NOW!