there are things that you occasionally must find, but can't. this morning i discovered that "great dane getting broomfucked in the ass by a fat guy in a clown suit" is one of those.
happy birthday anyway, scooby doo. i'll be posting pictures of your disgusting trysts in my mind.
Some things, you just can't find on Google
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Re: Some things, you just can't find on Google
YOU NEEDN'T WORRY YOURSELF ABOUT SCOOBY DOO! I HAVE DISPATCHED THAT STONER BASTARD WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!
HE SAW BIZARRO THE GRIN! I KNOW HE DID! I DON'T NEED ANY PROOF; THE WAY HE GIGGLED WHEN I GRABBED HIM BY HIS THROAT AND SHOUTED MY QUESTIONS AT HIM WAS PLENTY OF EVIDENCE FOR THIS DETECTIVE!
SO HE'S FUCKING DEAD NOW!!
I ENLISTED THE HELP OF ONE SOLOMON GRUNDY IN MY WAR AGAINST CRIME AND ANTHROPOMORPHIC GREAT DANES! SCOOBY MADE A LUSCIOUS GRUNDY SNACK, AND IS NOW BEING DIGESTED BY THE UNDEAD!
WHY, YOU ASK, DID I SECURE THE ASSISTANCE OF A SUPER-POWERED VILLAIN TO DEAL WITH ONE DOG?
SHUT UP AND DON'T ASK ME ANY GODDAMN QUESTIONS!
[/size]BECAUSE I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!![/b][/color]
HE SAW BIZARRO THE GRIN! I KNOW HE DID! I DON'T NEED ANY PROOF; THE WAY HE GIGGLED WHEN I GRABBED HIM BY HIS THROAT AND SHOUTED MY QUESTIONS AT HIM WAS PLENTY OF EVIDENCE FOR THIS DETECTIVE!
SO HE'S FUCKING DEAD NOW!!
I ENLISTED THE HELP OF ONE SOLOMON GRUNDY IN MY WAR AGAINST CRIME AND ANTHROPOMORPHIC GREAT DANES! SCOOBY MADE A LUSCIOUS GRUNDY SNACK, AND IS NOW BEING DIGESTED BY THE UNDEAD!
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SHUT UP AND DON'T ASK ME ANY GODDAMN QUESTIONS!
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Re: Some things, you just can't find on Google
Batman: What, are you retarded? You're a goddamn dick.
Zaphod: Can't relate to that one, but I find it sad that I do an image search for "Bumblebee," and it's not until nine pics in that I see the lovable insect, and thirteen before I see a robot who turns into a VW Beetle. And 22 in before the next insect, and 26 to Bumblebee Man from The Simpsons. Every other pic is a fucktarded Camaro who turns into some sort of robo-lemur sex toy.
Zaphod: Can't relate to that one, but I find it sad that I do an image search for "Bumblebee," and it's not until nine pics in that I see the lovable insect, and thirteen before I see a robot who turns into a VW Beetle. And 22 in before the next insect, and 26 to Bumblebee Man from The Simpsons. Every other pic is a fucktarded Camaro who turns into some sort of robo-lemur sex toy.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!