When we first "met", hardly any of us were Dads.
Now most of us ARE Dads.
Which means condoms are for suckers...no, wait...ermmm...
Congratulations on getting old!...no that's not right either...
Your jizz cannon works! No. Just no.
Aw hell, ummm...congrats on...having someone who'll put you in the home when the time comes?
(I have no idea where I'm going with this)
Just slap each other on the backs for having had coitus that ended with ejaculation resulting in impregnation.
And for having great kids. Like Lindquist. Because he's still a pup.
Anyway, Happy Dad's Day you geezers.
Happy Father's Day!
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Tom Foolery
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Happy Father's Day!
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
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Bizarro The Grin
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
yOU GUYS ARE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB WITH THE FATHER THING, i THINK YOU DESERVE SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED SLOPPY BLOWJOBS IN YOUR HONOR.
nOW, OPEN WIDE, 'CAUSE i'M GOING IN DEEP!!
nOW, OPEN WIDE, 'CAUSE i'M GOING IN DEEP!!
"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
* - fOR AWARD-WINNING FATHER-LOVING.
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
* - fOR AWARD-WINNING FATHER-LOVING.
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bIZZARO tHE gRIP
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
oH HO HO! tHAT ES CORRECT, sENIOR bIZARRO eL gRIN. tHESE HOMBRES ARE DOING MUY BUENO!
eEF YOU ARE GOING EN LA BOCA, aH ESHALL GO TO ZEE REAR AND MAKE, HOW YOU SAY, "fATHER fINGERCUFFS"!!!! oh si!
eEF YOU ARE GOING EN LA BOCA, aH ESHALL GO TO ZEE REAR AND MAKE, HOW YOU SAY, "fATHER fINGERCUFFS"!!!! oh si!
zAT ES ME, FOCKING TU PADRE!
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anarky
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
Happy Father's Day!
I hope you don't get abused by a duck today. That seems to be getting more and more common.
I hope you don't get abused by a duck today. That seems to be getting more and more common.
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Tom Foolery
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
Happy Father’s Day to all you numbnuts.
My children continue the tradition of going over to hang out with their grandfather on their mother’s side, instead of with their actual father, because that side of the family is a bunch of manipulative guilt tripping assholes.
But my son did drive down from CR last night just to hang out(he didn’t know it was Fathers Day, he just wanted to hang) and we stayed up until 6:00 AM watching movies. We watched Starship Troopers and The Martian. Today we are gonna try to marathon the Prequel Trilogy.
My children continue the tradition of going over to hang out with their grandfather on their mother’s side, instead of with their actual father, because that side of the family is a bunch of manipulative guilt tripping assholes.
But my son did drive down from CR last night just to hang out(he didn’t know it was Fathers Day, he just wanted to hang) and we stayed up until 6:00 AM watching movies. We watched Starship Troopers and The Martian. Today we are gonna try to marathon the Prequel Trilogy.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
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anarky
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
Not sure why, but I've grown to fucking hate this holiday.
And not just because Bizarro The Grin still hasn't discovered lube.
And not just because Bizarro The Grin still hasn't discovered lube.
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Ran
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
Not really my favorite, either, but at least I got Legos.
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vynsane
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
well, any day where i'm not expected to do all of the things i'm usually expected to do (or expected to do anything) is welcome. except for taking care of the chickens - still have to do that because we have two roosters and both my daughter and wife are afraid of them.
happy father's day anyway, even if you hate it.
happy father's day anyway, even if you hate it.
Life is short. STUNT IT!
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Ran
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
So....you love the cocks? 
YES! 
YES!