Celebrity Death Pool!

[Tom Foolery]

James VanderBeek. He had a creek named after him. 48. Fuck cancer.

[Ran]

I didn't know he was sick. When I watched Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back a few weeks ago, I forgot he and the guy from American Pie were in it. Vanderbeek was pretty funny in it.

[anarky]

Damn, that's way too young.

Also, survived by six kids?

[Tom Foolery]

Robert Duvall. Legendary actor from THX-1138, the Godfather(s), Apocalypse Now, The Natural, Days of Thunder, Falling Down, and my favorite performance of his Lonesome Dove. He was 95.

Vaya con dios, Gus McCrae.

[Tom Foolery]

Rev. Jesse Jackson, who apparently just wanted to say he outlived that cracker Bob Duvall. 84. Declining health from Palsy.

[Tom Foolery]

Tom Noonan, veteran character actor from movies like Robocop 2, Last Action Hero, Manhunter, and Heat. 74. Fuck cancer.

Eric Dane. Multiple Man in X-Men 3 and several decades worth of Grey’s Anatomy. 53. Fuck ALS.

Rondale Moore. NFL Wide Receiver. He was only 25. Fuck depression.

[Ran]

Bill Mazeroski, 89. Pittsburg Pirate Hall of Famer. Only player in MLB history to hit a walk off home run in Game 7 of the World Series.

[Tom Foolery]

Robert Carradine. Lewis from Revenge of the Nerds(the first movie I ever saw nudity in). 71. Ended his life after living with BiPolar for so long.

Man, February is really kicking us in the nuts.

[Ran]

Motörhead guitarist Phil Campbell has died, his family confirmed in a statement. The rock legend passed away peacefully after a “long and courageous battle in intensive care following a complex major operation.” He was 64-years old.

[anarky]

Cesar Chavez's reputation as a folk hero.

[Tom Foolery]

No fucking way. CHUCK fucking NORRIS??!

Mabs, wherever you are, you get a point my dude.

[Ran]

Doesn't the Bible say that Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick the Grim Reaper, and on the third day, he will rise again. It's been a while since I read it, so my memory could be off.

[Diabolical]

Maybe that stupid ass meme can finally die

[anarky]

When Chuck Norris made it to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked who he was.

"I'm Chuck Norris, toughest ma--WHAP!!"

The "whap" was the sound of Bruce Lee kicking the everloving shit out of him.

Then Kris Kristofferson strolled out, ignited a match on Chuck's cheek and lit his cigarette, and whispered, "Only one man invented the semi-truck. Bitch." And Kris strolled back to his mansion where he continued fucking all of Chuck's female ancestors going back to the Permian Period.

True story.