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I once looked at an American Idol CD to give as a gift, and now I'm always getting recommendations for fucking Constanine Maroosuckmyassus and Toby Keith.

I. fucking. HATE. TOBY KEITH!!!

Fucking subhuman racist cocksocker.

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by anarky</i>
<br />I once looked at an American Idol CD to give as a gift, and now I'm always getting recommendations for fucking Constanine Maroosuckmyassus and Toby Keith.

I. fucking. HATE. TOBY KEITH!!!

Fucking subhuman racist cocksocker.
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That will teach you to look at American Idol CDs on the internet. You should have just quietly walked into a Best Buy or Circuit City, browsed the Americal Idol CDs, paid in cash, and left.

Which one is Toby Keith? All those country singers look and sound alike. With their 10 gallon hats, boots, jeans, and ugly funky-colored button up western shirts.

Fuck Amazon and their overpriced bullshit. Anyone who advertises and sells shit for Brians toys is a scalper like him.

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by kidhuman</i>
<br /> Anyone who advertises and sells shit for Brians toys is a scalper like him.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Yeah, so fuck <font color="red">the other site</font id="red">.

Occasionally, they get it right. A few days ago, I had a Walking Dead TPB in my Gold Box for $7-something. I ordered it.

Today, my Gold Box not only has more items than normal, but it's Walking Dead vols. 1-7, 10, and the Compendium.

Did I ever mention that I was almost ran over by a golf cart with Toby Keith in it?

Ran wrote:Did I ever mention that I was almost ran over by a golf cart with Toby Keith in it?

Welcome back, Quote of the Day.

Ran wrote:Did I ever mention that I was almost ran over by a golf cart with Toby Keith in it?

Toby Keith in a golf cart? Was he on 8-track or cassette?

True story. I deployed to Kuwait in August of 2001. About a week after the attacks in NYC and the DC, I found out I had orders to the Pentagon. It turns out there was a glitch in the new system, and I was supposed to have been there by Sept 30th. Obviously I wasn't going to make it, so they pushed it back until Jan 30th. So, I was at the Pentagon for the 1 year anniversary. Good Morning America was broadcasting from the open area in the center of the Pentagon. Toby Keith was going to perform. Since my office was just inside the center ring, I walked out to the courtyard with some people I worked with. As we're walking out there, I could see the stage, but no country singers. I hear a "Beep!" behind me. As I move out of the way, someone driving Toby Keith to the stage in a golf cart just missed me.

The only other celebrity I saw while I was there was Tom Clancy. He was doing a book signing. Well, that and the time I had to sit on stage behind Donald Rumsfeld during one of his townhall meetings.

Not so much Amazon as an Amazon reviewer....

A review for the soundtrack of Boardwalk Empire is a 70-something dude going on about how he's collected early pop and jazz records for 50 years, and this album is a real treat, since the sound quality is so much better than on his 78s. And he has thousands of old 78s, and has heard tens of thousands more, and still they discovered recordings he never knew existed.

The funny thing: the soundtrack is mostly, if not all, covers of 20s-era songs by contemporary artists. You'd think a collector with thousands of ancient records would know that folks like Regina Spektor or Nellie McKay or Loudon Wainwright weren't alive in the time of prohibition, much less recording.