How to tell it's been too damned long

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:56 pm

If you walk into a room where someone else is watching Gray's Anatomy (yeah, I know, don't ask me how anyone can do that), and there's a scene with that fugly Asian chick in her underwear, and you stare at the screen and think "Hot damn!" before reason kicks in, you might need to get laid.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:41 pm

I know how it is. About 10 days after my first kid was born, I went to Kuwait for 4 months. There wern't any good looking women on base, but we did get MTV Europe. During that time, they played Kylie Minogue's "Can't get you out of my head" song. To me, she was the hottest thing ever for a couple months. I saw her on TV recently and was depressed that I found her attractive at one point.

DeadEye · Post by **DeadEye** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:26 am

Wow, Rogue II, you must've been in the desert way too long to "switch teams" like that. I find it amazing, but still disgusting, that you could keep yourself under wraps for that long without violating "don't ask, don't tell."

Anarky, you should've stayed around. I'm sure their were lots of shirtless guys on the show for you, you ass-pirate.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:28 pm

Fuck you, Deadeye, and your mother. Hell, fuck the horse you rode in on and your little dog, too, you lying sack of shit.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:17 am

Last night, I asked Mrs Anarky for some humpy-humpy. She said, "You know that, with the baby here, the Grins are stopping by every morning and riding me ragged until suppertime, so I just don't have enough energy left for you."

Fucking Grins.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:31 pm

If they both stop by, then that means you got some too.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:23 pm

She may or may not have requested a catalog of The Grin™ brand adult toys.

And I hope Bizarro The Grin has been thorough, yet gentle, with you

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:55 am

kidhuman wrote:If they both stop by, then that means you got some too.

That's a good observation there KH. Kinda makes you wonder just how long it's really been.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:19 am

That doesn't count. Those guys take it so much, it's like throwing a hot dog down the hold of a Hercules cargo plane.

The Cow · Post by **The Cow** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:22 am

MOOOOOOOOO!!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:48 pm

583 days. I really question my motives sometimes, in light of recent events.

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How to tell it's been too damned long

How to tell it's been too damned long

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