I got an e-mail titled "May I at this moment in time call on the Zimbabwean government in reminding them that the blood of Ethiopians is shouting at the very door of Mugabe." Somehow, it got past the spam filter. Skimming through it, it talks about Asian students, Guinea, and the French.
Here's a strange one. This came in through the general e-mail at work, and was sent to a slew of companies (e-mails in alphabetical order, listed in the "To" line).
It seems really quite bogus, but I'm not sure of the scam, unless it relates to the web link. I'm deleting out all identifying info, on the very off chance this is legitimate.
The entire message was in bold. Aside from deleting possibly identifying info (again, in case hell is freezing over and this is for real), I've done no editing:
Subject: PRIVACY POLICY & IDENTITY THEFT
Ms. Firstname Lastname
Street
City, State Zip
United States http://www.websiteaddress
Mailing Address
P.O. Box ####
City, State Zip
United States – Corporate Finance
RE CYBERSTALKING, PRIVACY and IDENTITY THEFT
Dear Constituent
Proper protocol requires that I notify all Men’s Auxiliaries, government agencies, insurance companies, attorneys and financial institutions of my extreme identity theft situation.
First of all, I am NOT a conjoined twin. I am writing to inform you of the extensive research that I am conducting. I have targeted your institution because of identity theft concerns associated with individuals who may have conducted business with you or have been accepted to this particular program bearing my credentials. I have been pronounced dead using alias credentials and am now considered a “Human-Computer Interface Research Project” to prevent those individuals who successfully obtained restitution from being prosecuted. I am not a robot, I am a human being who has been alive since [a particular date in], 1965, yet I am physically disabled. I am the mother of three wonderful sons, [three boy's names], and a grandmother of a beautiful granddaughter, [girl's name]. I have provided a copy of my website page to prevent any additional occurrences of identity theft. Please review it at your discretion. I would like ALL documents forwarded to me directly for ANY business conducted in my behalf. I would also ask that ANY financial disbursements issued be reported to me as well.
I would like to ask your assistance in assuring that this project is a success. Primarily to prevent any additional instances of identity theft and also to serve as a means of protecting your agency by making you aware of the situation as it relates to me. My privacy has been violated to the extent that the most sensitive form of scientific technology that exists has been used to alert me of fraud associated with my identity. At the age of forty one, this is quite alarming to me, and thus has motivated me to do whatever is necessary to protect myself and others whom I have conducted business with over the years. I would also like to alert you of accounts that were opened in my behalf without any Social Security or Tax Identification numbers associated because of my age as a child. Due to privacy violations, some of this information may have been altered with false identification.
I have provided you with the most current contact information for me, and request that your files be updated accordingly. I ask that you continue to respect my privacy, and after appropriate changes have been made to account information that you hold, please forward the updated documentation to me preferably via United States Postal Service. This will serve as confirmation that you did receive my request and that the appropriate changes have been made to any account information that you hold. I would also like to acknowledge that I should NOT be associated or viewed in association with ANY court watch programs nor any research projects of any kind.
Thank you in advance for the consideration of my request. I eagerly look forward to a continued healthy business relationship with you. I truly apologize for any inconveniences that this may have caused. I would also like to report that as a widow, I maintain use of my maiden name only.
Happy Holidays!
Lady Firstname Lastname
NOTE
DUE TO E-MAIL RESEARCH AND OTHER SPAM, I DO NOT HONOR REPLIES BY E-MAIL.
Weird, huh? I didn't add in the "Lady" title, either. I wasn't aware that was used in the USA.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
Some tidbits form a company-wide email I got today.
DID YOU KNOW . . . . .
92.3 percent of all email sent globally during the first three months of 2008 was Spam.
23,300 new Spam-related web pages were created every day during the period, or one about every three seconds.
The top Spammers, if they worked together, are capable of sending over 100 billion Spam emails per day.
Spam in mail traffic averaged 86.7% in February 2008. A low of 74% was recorded on 11 February, and a high of 95.9% occurred on 2 February.
Research shows that the share of spam peaked at weekends when business correspondence is at its lowest.
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