Classics of film nudity

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:21 pm

Thanks Diabolical. Your research has saved me rental fees and time lost sitting through nudity-free scenes. I owe ya one.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:23 pm

Man, they look great when she's lying on her back.... a true measure of titty excellence. Bravissimo, Reese, Bravissimo.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:11 pm

Reese definitely does have a nice rack.

I just wish she'd stop being a prude and get in Playboy.

Post by **vynsane** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:15 pm

jjreason wrote:Man, they look great when she's lying on her back....

they all look good when they're on their back... the true test is when they're standing up - and they looked really good there, too!

Mork · Post by **Mork** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:20 pm

anarky wrote: And she's hot (far hotter than June ever dreamed of being).

She is about 98.4°F.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:47 pm

Diabolical, I finally had a chance to peruse those pics.

You are officially my new hero.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:39 am

The bestest nudty seen evar was with those gay cowbois in that GAY COWBOY MOIVE Borkbak Moontan. I lov to look at mans penises and suk on them wile i wach the movie!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:24 am

FUCK YOU SNIGTAD. Don't think I don't know that was you somehow fucking around and getting into my account. just so you know i changed my password, you little shit!

Asshole. Go fuck your extended family for Christmas, you little bastard!!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:12 am

Jesus, EP - I can't imagine how Snigtad could have gotten your password... unless you and he are closer than you'd care to let on.

I guess I always kind of wondered what was up with those obvious over-compensations for his faggetry (see the post directly above this one for a recent example)....

It's fine, buddy. We're all okay with it here.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:19 pm

I just checked Maxim's list.

Don't they know that Wayne and Garth invented the "Just cleansing your palate" gag more than 15 years ago, and totally played it out shortly afterwards?

Man, that magazine is so fucking lame.

Except for the pictures.

(That's the difference between Maxim and Playboy: in Playboy, you get full nudity, and if you want to read the articles, they don't suck. More than a couple of times, I'd finish perusing the pictures (the first time--they have great repeat viewing potential) and said something like, "Holy shit! There's a new short story in here by Gabriel Garcia Marquez!")

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:53 pm

I let my subscriptions to Maxim and Playboy lapse when I moved, much to the delight of my roommate. I had them down to where they were only $10 each for a years worth, but then they just collect around the house. You want a woodrow overload, go through three years of Playboys in one sitting.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:48 am

Inspired by anarky's new avatar:

Jennifer Connelly in Hot Spot.

A couple stills
http://www.hogrockcafe.com/jennifer_connelly.htm

Video
http://www.hogrockcafe.com/jennifer_con ... _video.htm

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:26 am

Man, those were big cans back in the day. Has she had them taken out or reduced? I still remember getting large wood when she was riding the rocking horse in that stupid all-night at WalMart piece of shit movie - and she had a white tank top on in that one.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:55 am

That little smile she has in the "Inventing the Abbot's" photo gives me wood. It's like she's saying "You like to watch? It's okay...peek all you want."

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:24 pm

Diabolical wrote:Maria Bello's muff in A History of Violence was a nice surprise.

I saw this last night finally.

Did you mean "A nice surprise" in that it was surprising to see her cooch, surprising to see a cooch and not nipplage, or that by that point you were totally shocked to see a moment of that movie that didn't suck?