Jesus is the reason for the season

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:40 pm

'Oy, blokes. This is yer old pal Rupert Grint. I know I'm prob'ly not too popular around these parts, but I wanted to impart to you the wisdom I have discovered in the weeks since I lost me job with Action Online.

I was despondent, knowing that I'd always be naught more than "that ugly bugger what played in the Harry Potter pictures." I was walking along Picadilly Street, and I happened into a church. To make a long story short, I discovered the errors of me ways.

And now, I'm returning to tell you chaps that you must repent of your evil ways. Eliminate the weiner and pootie jokes (I shudder to allow the vile words you use escape my born-again lips), and focus your lives on Him.

Yes, friends, He is the reason for the season.

Rejoice and be glad, for the baby Son of our blessed Virgin Mother has made it so that we can be like the camels passing through the eyes of the needle.

John 11:35

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:48 pm

Fuck you, Rupert. Dick and tit jokes are better than Jesus.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:40 am

Optimus Prime was present at the birth of Baby Jesus and he said the little brat enjoyed a good dick and fart joke as much as the next guy. Said the "little shit cussed like a retired sailor" and told a particularly good side splitter about a "little douche named Sniggy gettin' aney with a French Bellhop named Pierre"

If you can imagine that story in Peter Cullen's "Optimus" voice it gets so much funnier....

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:12 pm

Del you haev no ballz.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:53 am

Sr. Jabba - those are rockin'.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:36 pm

jjreason wrote:Sr. Jabba - those are rockin'.

When I saw them online, I KNEW they had to be my avatar.

Unfortunately it sometimes turns into a picture that says "Go to bestbosoms.com to view," since I'm hotlinking to the picture. It usually happens after I post, so maybe it's just me?

Post by **vynsane** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:48 pm

i can't see it. that sucks.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:15 pm

Are your pictures turned off? If not, you can right-click on the picture and hit Properties, you can see the URL, and you might try copy and paste.

Post by **vynsane** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:29 pm

that didn't work either. i'll put it up as an avatar if you can email it to me... i'll vyn (AT) vynsane.com

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:22 pm

I tried e-mailing it to you but I don't know if it worked . . .

Post by **vynsane** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:58 pm

and i won't be home for a while - and with this new host i don't know how to check that email account from the web, anyway. send it to vynsane (AT) yahoo.com instead.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:49 pm

I'm excited. I'll wager Newsbot is too!