..too bad about the rest.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:18 pm

How to be the biggest jerk in the world to women.

Pay some girl a compliment.

Wait for it to sink in. She'll start to smile and/or say thank you...

...then tack on "Too bad about the rest."

"You have really beautiful eyes...."

"You smell very pretty..."

"I really like that blouse on you..."

TADA! Instant asshole!!!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:48 pm

Yeesh. You better not EVER want to get laid by her - not if she grew/cut her hair, lost/gained 40 pounds, cleared up that acne, stopped being married to your friend/brother...... EVER - 'cause you sure ain't banging her after a crack like that.

Funny shit though.

Troopersmo · Post by **Troopersmo** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:00 am

holy shit you cant post shit like this.

fuck.

see, you have to understand.. there are those of us who read this shit and snicker.. and move on.

but then.

then.

you have those of us who read this shit and RETAIN IT for future use. ie. ME.

I can think of a million uses and people I could use that phrase on.

Thanks for the ammo

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:36 am

Welcome back, Holmes.

Let us know how that shit goes when you try it out.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed May 16, 2007 6:56 am

What's even worse than that? After she says, "I love you", tell her that you're just there for the nachos.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed May 16, 2007 10:33 am

"Wow, you are incredible."

"Me? I only came for the nachos. Too bad about the rest."

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed May 16, 2007 3:00 pm

I had the perfect oppurtunity to use this one this morning. There was a moderately attractive (from behind) girl in Target this morning and she had nice hair with some soft pink highlights in her hair, and then she turned around and had a total butterface. I started laughing to myself thinking

"Wow! You have really great hair....too bad about the rest..."

Rollo Tomassi · Post by **Rollo Tomassi** » Wed May 19, 2010 10:34 am

Another un-PC exchange with a woman.

Woman: "Uh hello, my eyes are up here."

You: "yeah, but your tits are down there."

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed May 19, 2010 9:22 pm

Or if you listen to Mitch Fatel:

Woman: "Uh hello, my eyes are up here."

You: "Where are your nipples?"

the vynsane asylum

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