I'm Really Not Particular to the Grips and Grins....

Richard Simmons · Post by **Richard Simmons** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:03 pm

My GOODness!!! Has anyone ever washed your mouths out with soap? You 4 have very dirty minds, and I don't believe FOR ONE SECOND that you've been as promiscuous as you claim. You all need to channel some of that enthusiasm into your workouts!

bIZZARO tHE gRIP · Post by **bIZZARO tHE gRIP** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:07 pm

mIOS DIO! eS REALAMENTE HEEM! sENOR sIMMONS ES MY HERO! pOR MUCHO ANOS, i HAVE WAITED, HOPING SOME DIA, THAT i COULD MEET HIM AND WE COULD SWEAT TO THE OLDIES, OR WHATEVER MUSICA WAS PLAYING A LA TIEMPO. Y i DON'T MEAN EXERCISING, EITHER.

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:15 pm

eH, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE i GET MORE OLD GUY ASSFUCKING THAN YOU. aND YOU'RE MAD BECAUSE, SINCE YOU'LL NEVER BE ON THE RECEIVING END, SEEING i'M NOT INTO GARDEN-VARIETY GAYS. uNLESS MAYBE IF YOU ARE A SPERM DONOR, OR MAYBE IF YOU HAD A BASTARD CHILD SOMEWHERE BEFORE YOU REALIZED A FEW THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF. tHEN WE CAN TALK. aND, BELIEVE ME, i'LL MAKE YOU SWEAT TO THE OLDIES, BROTHER.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:30 pm

Simmons, my spry old friend, please assist me in monitoring the Gotham National Bank. This Bizarro The Grin character must be brought to... justice. I will not rest until this... madcap maker of mirthful mayhem is pressing a new license plate for the... Batmobile.

Robin · Post by **Robin** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:32 pm

BAT-RADIO wrote:Come in Batman, this is Robin. I have located Bizarro The Grin. He is harassing Richard Simmons, over.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:39 pm

Thank you for the quick response, old chum. Although we both would like to... finish this freakishly flamboyant fucker of fathers, we must wait until he actually robs the bank, or, perhaps... holds up an armored car. Otherwise, we only have him on a misdemeanor, and he will be out of jail in short order.

And I have a feeling that our old friend Richard Simmons can take care of himself. He rather enjoys... a good wrestling match. If he can get Bizarro The Grin to take off his pants, which seems to be an odd talent of his, he will surely take the upper hand in their battles. Trust me, old chum, you've never seen a man who fights so... dirty. Why, I once saw him bite a man's most sensitive of areas, and he just held it in his mouth until the other man... screamed uncle.

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:27 am

Fuckin homo work out boy. You the fuck you kidding you aint into the grips and grins. You grin every time a mouse goes into your gripper.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:05 am

Simmons, you are a such flaming homo that Letterman had to spray your ass with a fire extinguisher. Admit it. No straight man could be around that many hot sexy mommas in tight work out clothes, and not sport wood.

Richard Simmons · Post by **Richard Simmons** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:38 pm

The simple fact that I wear tight clothing and like balloons does NOT make me gay, and that's that. I like shorts because they allow my privates to breath when I'm exercising - and I exercise A LOT. I know I don't have a perfect body, I show a lot of skin because I want my friends to feel good about THEMselves to be able to exercise wearing whatever the want - lord knows I'm not beautiful on the outside!!!

It's about self-esteem you guys, just getting up off of those chairs and Sweatin' to the Oldies makes EVERYONE sexy in my eyes!!!!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:34 pm

I know it isn't as good as working with mother Flornbi, but I work with Richard Simmons.

As a couple of you may know, the engineering firm I work for moved into another building at the end of September. The new building has a security guard, who I only knew as Dick until today. He sent out an e-mail, and yes, his legal name is Richard Simmons.

So, if you had to choose, would you have people call you "Dick" or "Richard Simmons"?

Post by **vynsane** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:36 pm

Rogue II wrote:So, if you had to choose, would you have people call you "Dick" or "Richard Simmons"?

there's always an overdose of pills, your head in the oven, suckin' on the business end of a gun... there's always more choices...

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:22 pm

How old is Dick? Cause if his parents new beforehand and called him that anyway, is fuckin' irresponsible and downright mean.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:26 pm

He's older. I'd say he's at least in his mid-late 50s, possibly 60s. Can't think of a celebrity look-a-link off the top of my head. White hair, glasses.

Rob Liefeld · Post by **Rob Liefeld** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:18 pm

Speak for yourself, Mr Simmons. I personally once had sex with a girl just to impregnate her, so that I could feel Bizzaro the Grip's tender tongue tossing my salad. It's disgusting to imagine people have sex with women on a regular basis, but doing it once was well worth the fun I've had with the BTG's.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:22 pm

Vyn, can we toss his ass in TNZ?