Scariest picture ever.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:04 pm

Or "You will never get another erection. Ever."

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:17 pm

**gurgle**

**gurrglle**

BARRRRFFFFFFFFF

Auxiliary · Post by **Auxiliary** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:58 pm

I fixed... ah fuck what did I do!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:06 pm

Nice try Aux. I swear, I have seen homeless people heavier than them. I wanna feed them my ham sandwich I am eating right now.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:30 pm

I could totally jerk off to the second pic much easier than I could to the original.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:09 pm

Since you guys aren't dealing with slow ass dial-up you don't realize that the picture takes forever to download from the top down. So by the time you get to their bare shoulders and below, you start to really freak out because it might be a NAKED picture of those two fugly bitches. That's when you scream.

Luckily ( and I use that term lightly) it turns out they were wearing strapless dresses.

Auxiliary · Post by **Auxiliary** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:17 pm

Since you guys aren't dealing with slow ass dial-up you don't realize that the picture takes forever to download from the top down.

Damn I remeber those days, Woot parents asleep, loggin in click on ass177.jpeg, starts to load the webpage. Pull wang out, start beating the bishop.

Ah her hair from the back is in a pony tail, eh yeah thats hot, keep loading damn you 28.8 modem!

Rounded shoulders, eh looks like no shirt/dress she's at the beach, eh yeah got my hand doing warp 1 now.

loads more of the picture, fuck she's got a cock.. eh its a dude... eh damnit so close cant stop now... eh eh... FAP FAP FAP.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:47 am

Auxiliary wrote:
Damn I remeber those days, Woot parents asleep, loggin in click on ass177.jpeg, starts to load the webpage. Pull wang out, start beating the bishop.

HAHAHAHA, thats funny in more ways then one. (only to me and Aux because of info we know)

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:40 pm

Sarah Jessica Parker: Every time you think "Maybe she's not as ugly as I remember," you see something like that to remind you.

Pity Matthew Broderick.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:48 pm

Whenever I see Sarah Jessica Parker I think of Peter Griffin: "Her face looks like a foot."

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:39 pm

Diabolical wrote:Whenever I see Sarah Jessica Parker I think of Peter Griffin: "Her face looks like a foot."

Exactly what I think of.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:54 pm

God help Matthew Broderick. Hopefully he does her panda-style exclusively so as not to look at her face.

Double_G · Post by **Double_G** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:16 am

I'd rather have a threesome with Parker and Zellwegger before fucking Amy Winehouse:

Bleeaagghhh!

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:38 am

Yeah...she's got great titties too!

Double_G · Post by **Double_G** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:39 am

Are those stretch marks on her tits?