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Real Sex
Let's be honest: has an hour of people fucking ever been less wankworthy?

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Re: Real Sex
Depends on the episode.
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The only time I ever wanked to it was the episode where these three hot chicks fucked a blow up doll.
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Re: Real Sex
There's always one fucking hot chick who you get to see a second of boob from, and about five hundred old ladies and dudes.

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Re: Real Sex
You're not missing much, kid. Though Cathouse is worth watching, if just to jack off to Isabel Soprano's titties.

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Re: Real Sex
Clearly, I'm missing out on something:
Double_G wrote:The only time I ever wanked to it was the episode where these three hot chicks fucked a blow up doll.
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
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It lasted about a minute and a half though. But the episode was on demand a week later, so I took advantage of the rewind feature.Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Clearly, I'm missing out on something:Double_G wrote:The only time I ever wanked to it was the episode where these three hot chicks fucked a blow up doll.
And yes, Cathouse has some good episodes, but who the fuck hired Air Force Amy as a hooker there? She's got a nice (fake) body, but her face looks like somebody beat it in with a shovel.

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Re: Real Sex
anarky wrote:Let's be honest: has an hour of people fucking ever been less wankworthy?
True Dat.
Keep waiting for the good stuff, and then the credits roll.
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Re: Real Sex
I really like that one ep where the guys go into the mountains and spend the weekend naked, learning how to jack off.

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k1dhuman wrote:I really like that one ep where the guys go into the mountains and spend the weekend naked, learning how to jack off.
Wait a minute....Snigtad?
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Re: Real Sex
Every time there's a new one on OnDemand, I still watch. And fast forward. There isn't much good content in any episode. It's sad.
Though there is a sort of similar show called Urban Sex/Sexo Urbano. At least it seemed like a show. I've only seen evidence of one episode. It was about women in Rio, and there was a lot of nudity and such. One looked like Mila Kunis with a bigger chest and darker skin, and she apparently fucked everything that moved. That was fun to watch.
Back to Cathouse, for those of you who watched, remember the kinda hot girl on the second season who refused to give oral because she thought it was gross, and she didn't last long, and no one liked her, and they only showed her topless once, and it was glorious? I always thought it was funny because she looked like one of my wife's friends who had the same name. Wasn't her, but it was eerie. In a hot way.
Though there is a sort of similar show called Urban Sex/Sexo Urbano. At least it seemed like a show. I've only seen evidence of one episode. It was about women in Rio, and there was a lot of nudity and such. One looked like Mila Kunis with a bigger chest and darker skin, and she apparently fucked everything that moved. That was fun to watch.
Back to Cathouse, for those of you who watched, remember the kinda hot girl on the second season who refused to give oral because she thought it was gross, and she didn't last long, and no one liked her, and they only showed her topless once, and it was glorious? I always thought it was funny because she looked like one of my wife's friends who had the same name. Wasn't her, but it was eerie. In a hot way.

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I haven't watched Cathouse in a dog's age. Is Isabella Soprano still on the show?
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Last I saw, yes. But they focus more on that anorexic chick who's supposedly the owner's girlfriend and has this weird "I never aged past fourteen" look about her.

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Re: Real Sex
Word, gotta agree with Nark on Isabella Soprano. She's delicious looking.
I would be afraid to touch her though, much too much of a risk.
I would be afraid to touch her though, much too much of a risk.