Anyone Else Get an Emergency Transmission from Rollo?

[jjreason]

Oh. Okay, nevermind then. Back to your regularly scheduled faggotry.

[Ran]

I got one, but it was garbled.

[jjreason]

Looks like the shit has hit the fan... can anyone confirm the reports that EP has actually been shot and killed by DeckardSmith?

I thought he'd never post, but he sure came in with a bang!


Literally - go read that shit!!!

[anarky]

Mine was kinda a mess. I wonder if they're all the same? Maybe one of us should post what we got to compare notes?

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Events ____ __________ and I feel ___ _____ may be in _________.  ___ time is short.  I can feel it.  _______ _______ _____ I stumbled onto  ___ _________ plot to [GARBLED]  ___ _____ Card:Other ________ ___ ____ other site _____________ ____ the mysterious [GARBLED] ____ ____ __________ DeckardSmith.  ___________  ________  discovered ___ ___________ and sought to ___________ me by supplanting ___ __________ Rollo Tomassi. __ ____________ ____ but the damage ____ _______ _____.  I suspected his __________ and he knew ___ _____.  And so began _____ ________ game of ____ ____ ________ across the __________ ____ _________ several websites _____ ________.  I nearly _______ ______ the plans of ____ ______ ____________ [GARBLED] here at Vynsane, _____ ________ was foiled ______ _________ ______ and a team of _________ _________ from [GARBLED] ___________ ___ cover their tracks ____ ____________ huge chunks ___ _______ ____ placing blame   ___ ____ ___________.  As I grow closer, [GARBLED] grows more ___________, ____________ __________ ruses such as ____________ and Action-Online ___ ____.  _____ now something has ___________.  ___ _______ a traitor ____ ______ _________.  I believe [GARBLED] ___ ____ Moderator _________ ________ ___ actually a _______ ____ has betrayed us ____.  ____ ______ given up ____ ____________ to Deckard Smith _____ ___ __________ is really our old ____________ [GARBLED].  If they find ____ __________ I discover _______ ______ intention, the ___________ is Doomed!!

[Ran]

Looks like if we combine our powers we can become Captain Planet. No...wait. I mean if we combine our Emergency Transmissions, we can piece together the message.

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________  are _______ ___ __ feel my ____ ____ __ __ danger. ___ _____ __ ______.  I can _____ __.   ______ years ago __ _________ onto a __________ _____ __ [GARBLED] __ ____ ____:_______ Section at ____ ______ _____ perpetrated by ____ ____________ [GARBLED] and his ________ _________  _______.  ______ ________ discovered ___ ________ ____ sought to __________ __ __ ___________ my username _______  _______.  I discredited ____  ___  ____ damage had _____  _____.  I suspected his __________ ____ ___ knew I knew.  _____ so began   ____ _________ _____ ___ Cat and _______ _________ the Internet  ___  ______ ________ __________ and forums.  __ ________ laid bare  ____  ______ ___ ____ true mastermind  [GARBLED]  ____ at Vynsane ____ ______ ____ ________ when DeckardSmith ____ __ _____ of vicious _______ _____[GARBLED]__________  ___ _________  their tracks  ___ ________ ____ chunks of _______ ____ ___________ ______ ____ the Romulans.  ___ ___ grow closer, [GARBLED] _______ _____ __________, throwing ___________ ________  such as Perpantor  ____ _________ _______ at us.  ____ ____ ___________ has happened.  ___ _______ __ traitor in  ____ ________.  I believe [GARBLED]  ___ ____ ______________ Terror Squad ___ __________ ___ plant and ____ ___________ ___ ___.   He has _________ ___ ____ location to ________ _______ whomk I believe ___ ________ our old  _________ [GARBLED].  ____ he finds ___ ________ __ _________ their true _________, ____ Internet __ Doomed!!

[mabudon]

here's mine- I'm beginning to see a pattern- god thing it's just random interference, I'd hate for someone to have actualy gone toall the trouble to type each one out

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Events ___  __________ ___  I feel ____ ____ ___ __ in danger. __ _____ __ short. __ ___ ____ __.  Many _____  _____ ___ ___________ onto a secret ____ __ [GARBLED]  __ ___ ____:_______Section  __ ___ ______ ____  perpetrated  __ ___ __________ [GARBLED] and _____ henchman __________ _____.  DeckardSmith __________  __ _________ ___sought to  _________ __ __ supplanting  __ _________ Rollo _______.  I discredited ___ ___ ___ damage ___ ____ ____.  I suspected  ___ _________ ___ he knew __ ______.  And so ______  ___ ________ ____ of Cat ___ ______ _______ the __________ ___ ________ __________ websites and _________.  __ __________ laid bare___ _____ of the _____ ____________ [GARBLED]  ____ _______ ____ foiled  _____  _______________ ____ a team __ ________  ________  _____ [GARBLED]  ________   __ ________  ______ tracks __ _______ _____ chunks of ______ ___  _________ blame on ___ __________.  __ I grow _________  [GARBLED] ______ ____ desperate, ________ _________ ______ such as ________ ___ _______ _________ at us.  ___ ___, something has  __________.  ___ _____ __ traitor   __ ____ ______.  I believe [GARBLED] __ ____________  Terror ________ __ _________  a plant  ____ ____ ____________  us all.  ___ _____ _______ up my __________ __ ________ ______ whom __ __________ __ really our ___ _________- [GARBLED]. If he _____ __ _________ __ discover ______ ____ ___________, ____ internet __ Doomed!!

[Robin]

Jumping jigsaw puzzles, Batman! I bet if we take these transmissions and feed them into the Bat-Computer, they will combine into a coherent message!

[kidhuman]

Here is mine, it was labeled #3

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________ ___ unfolding   ____ __ _____ my life ____ ___ __ danger.  My time ___ _______.  I Can ____ ___.  _______ years ago __ ___________ ______ a secret ______ __ [GARBLED]  in the ______:______ _________ at the Other ______ ________________ by the mysterious [GARBLED] ____ _____ henchman  ________ _______.  __________ _______ discovered my  __________ ___ _________ to discredit   ___ ____  ___________  my username  _______ ___________. I discredited him  ____ _____ ________ had been done.  __ ___________ _____ endgame _____ ____ _____ I knew.  _____ _____ began our _______ ______ ___ Cat and Mouse ________ ____ _________ and through ___________ __________ and forums.  __ __________ _____ _______ the plans  ____ ____ true mastermind [GARBLED] _____ ____ Vynsane but  ________ ____ ________ when DeckardSmith ____ __ _____ ___ vicious otters from [GARBLED] __________ to cover _______ ________ by erasing ______ _______  ___ ______ and placing _______ __ the Romulans.  ____ __ ______ __________, [GARBLED] grows more ____________, ____________  obvious _________ ______ ___ __________ and Action-Online  ___ ___.  But now _________ ____ ___________.  We have a   ___________ in our ________.  __ ___________  [GARBLED] of the __________ _________ Squad is actually __ ________ and has ___________ ____ _____.  He has given ____ ____ location to _________ ________, _____ I believe is _________ _____ old nemesis [GARBLED].  ___ _____  finds me before  __ _____________ their true ________, ___ _______ is Doomed!

I bet he got caught photo shopping pics of some chicks.

[Batman]

I've plugged what we have so far into the... Bat-Computer, and come up with the following:

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Events are unfolding and I feel my life may be in danger. My time is short. I can feel it. Many years ago I stumbled onto a secret plot to [GARBLED] ___ _____ Card:Other Section at the other site perpatrated by the mysterious [garbled] henchman ____ and DeckardSmith. ___________ ________ discovered my ___________ and sought to discredit me by supplanting my username Rollo Tomassi. I discredited him but the damage had been done. I suspected his endgame and he knew I knew. And so began our ________ game of cat and mouse across the internet and through several websites and forums. I nearly laid bare the plans of ____ true mastermind [GARBLED] here at Vynsane, but ________ was foiled when DeckardSmith ______ and a team of vicious otters from [GARBLED] ___________ to cover their tracks by erasing huge chunks of _______ and placing blame on the Romulans. As I grow closer, [GARBLED] grows more desperate, throwing obvious ruses such as Perpantor and Action-Online at us. But now something has happened. We have a traitor in our _________. I believe [GARBLED] ___ ____ Moderator Terror Squad is actually a plant and has betrayed us all. He has given up my location to Deckard Smith whom I believe is really our old nemisis [GARBLED]. If he finds me before I discover their true intention, the Internet is Doomed!!

"Moderator Terror Squad" is a plant? Perhaps... Poison Ivy is to blame?

This is definitely a... riddle, though. Maybe our foe Edward Nygma could be the culprit?

However, Eternal Padawan did... directly refer to "our old nemisis." At first, I thought this was a typo, for, as you all know, the proper spelling is "nemesis." I do not think that the late Mr Padawan would be likely to make such a mistake.

I had to scour the rare texts in the... Gotham Library for several hours, and happened upon a tidbit which I... believe... you will all find most interesting. It seems that "nemisis" is actually archaic Swahili for "chum." Was Eternal Padawan stating that this traitor is even closer to us than we expected?

An... old chum, perhaps? As loathe as I am to consider it, I must bear in mind that my young ward did not accompany me to fight R'as Al Ghul, as he had an important test in... Calculus.

My trustworthy (or is it untrustworthy?) Bat-Sidekick, can you account for your whereabouts at the time of... the murder?

[Robin]

Certainly Batman! I was asleep. The murder took place after my 9pm bedtime. Just like you always say, "Even crimefighters need their sleep."

[calamity jane]

What the fuck is this shit? Holy fucking God Damned hell. People talking about dead people talking to them, fucking cocksuckers.

[Zero]

SWEET MAYBELLINE! I just noticed that those transmissions didn't come directly from EP!!! How could we have missed such an obvious clue? Hellfire and damnation, this could be the link we've been searching for!! I need to do some background fact checking...

Godammit, Batman! If you didn't have such a goddamn boner for that bank, we wouldn't have wasted the past two weeks!!

[Orbsah Stealth Ninja]

Who is Lorro Tomassi? He vely sneaky to get past muldelel with seclet message. Is he ninja?

[Zero]

I searched through the archives and found this Rollo person. He appears to be some sort of earth-2 version of EP, but his only two posts are quite peculiar...

FUNNY GIRL HAS THE ANSWER.

Is this a reference to the Ms Teen USA map girl? Dell Rusk's cum dumpster, Amy? Calamity Jane? Sweetrain? I can't quite put my finger on it. And the answer to what? Boggling.

THE TRAITOR IS AMONG YOU.


BEWARE THE RED LETTERS.

I'm not sure what this one means. Traitor? Red Letters?

[kidhuman]

Its Robin, he types in red letters.