Happy 5th Anniversary!!

[Ran]

I've come to the conclusion that Eternal Padawan must have been a hard core rapper just like 2Pac and Biggie. Authorities haven't caught any of their murderers. Kinda makes you wonder if EP has any more albums coming out...

[Zero]

"Authorities" are reluctant to bring certain domino mask wearing, short pants wearing, fruity yellow cape wearing, green bootie wearing killers in for questioning. Presumably on account of their Gotham Nat'l Bank second floor restroom fellating skills...

[Ran]

If they can't bring in a suspect, you would think they could at least let me change my avatar. Bastards. Since Optimus Prime is still dead, where the hell is Richards?

For the record, I did not have sexual relations with that moderator; no matter how you define the word is.

[Giraffe]

*Giraffe Sound*

[Stinky Chinky]

Why you make sirry sounds and post in forum? You are food!

[Boner Mazo]

lol u guys r to funny lol i liek geraffe becuz he has a long nek an looks kewl lol i m glad to see amy bak to lol she is way hawt and i wud mak her suk my weener lol

[Snigtad Flornbi]

BONER!!!! YAY!!!!

[Double_G]

BONER!!!! YAY!!!!

I knew you were a homo.

Who's the fucktard with the Ralph Malph avatar?

[Boner Mazo]

u dont evn no me and you r tryign to mak fun of me lol u r dum gg lol is taht guy in yer picsher showing us the feenger he put up yer but last nite lol

n snigtad is not gay lol we r just frends an we both lik padme so taht meens we cant b gay lol

[anarky]

BONER!!!! YAY!!!!

I knew you were a homo.

Damn. Someone beat me to it.

Snigtad, how's your hangover?

And, Boner, since Sniggins said you brought him the O'Douls, how's yours? (snicker, snicker)

[Boner Mazo]

lol i do not drink odools i drink sunny d lol u r dum 2 arnaky an not very niec to snigtad lol i bet gg's picture put his feenger in ur but to an now ur mad becuz u had kinda but sechs wiht a man lol

[anarky]

How was that being mean? A couple of days ago, Sniggins made a bunch of posts saying he was drunk because he'd had too many O'Douls, and that you brought him said near-beers. I was just worried for him, since he must've been hung over.

[Ran]

*Giraffe Sound*

Word.

[Swedish Chef]

Und viller Ruubin dost der whakee wif der stickee! Hest kund der bitmin und pooped unternal piddywonk!! Wist und guut do derbuutum!! Bork bork bork!!

[anarky]

Did this storyline ever finish up, or did the writers quit and get replaced by crappy fill-ins who are going to do a shitty knockoff of Onslaught?

If I get killed, I will not be resurrected in a new forum created by those dipshits from Image. I refuse.