Secret Invasion Preview

[jjreason]

READ YOUR FUCKING COMICS, PEOPLE!!!!!!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Man, fuck them. They've had 24 hours to get with it.


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My thoughts are these. They want you to think Captain Marvel is a skrull. But I think he's there to kick some Thunderbolt's ass who is a skrull. If it turns out to be Norman fucking Osborn, all will be right with the world...

The Baxter building getting sucked in to the Negative Zone was an "Oh fuck!!" moment.

I kinda figured Pym was a Skrull. Jarvis being a skrull is a bit of a copout, but I'll go with it. Dugan was showed being skrullified in that online comic. ( Damn, Dugan gets more Wolvie claws to the gut than any man I know...)

The 70's heroes climbing out of the skrull ship was such an awesome mindfuck I started jumping up and down in my seat at work. Talk about not knowing who to trust!!! That's totally going to fuck with the heroes.

Are they skrulls? Are they not? I can't fathom how or why real heroes and skrull impersonators would be on the same ship and we know they aren't ALL heroes because it would fuck with the past 50 years too much. So I'm leaning towards them being skrulls to sow confusion.

Jesus spank my ass, could they fit any more awesomeness into this first issue?? Galactus would have had to shown up and spanked it all over Uatu...

[jjreason]

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Hank Pym - no surprise. I hope he gets cornholed but good. Seeing fucking CAP alive again, with the older heroes, was quite the moment indeed - but I had the same thought "HOLY FUCK, WHAT IF THOSE ARE THE REAL HEROES?????"

Oh, and did the building go in, or was a bunch of shit getting ready to come out of a huge portal? I kinda thought they were going to let loose a horde of hellions from there as well as freeing all the badguys from the jails and shit, to really tax the heroes resources.

I'm going to read it again tonight!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

My thought was that Reed, had he access to his lab, could whip up an anti skrull gun or something, so they sucked his lab into the negative zone. Then Pymskrull blasted Reed himself, thus denying his ingenuity to the heroes.

I hope Reed is okay. He gives me lots of boners.

[jjreason]

No fucking doubt about the blasting - that was nasty. She even loves you indeed.....

I was never a fan of the FF growing up, but I'd say it's been my top 10 now for quite some time - 5 years maybe? I think I've dropped it twice, but only for about 2 months each time. Reed and Sue are the reasons why.... but it's more Sue that gives me the boners than Reed. To each their own.

Was that, or was that not Lenil's best art job since about a hundred years ago on Wolverine? I was VERY impressed - maybe because I was expecting more of the scratchy black stuff he's been guilty of on Avengers lately. Still a bit liney, and a bit angular.... but really, really good for him.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Here are some thoughts about the Captain Marvel/TBolts part.

I don't think that is the Captain Marvel that's been running around in his own mini series for the past couple months. Although that would be cool if it was. I think this is a skrull posing as that CM in order to find somebody on the TBolts team the skrulls consider a threat. Could be Penance, could be Venom, could be Moonstone...

I'm also not giving up the possibility that that IS the Captain Marvel and he found out there's a skrull on the TBolts team. Or the possibility that I've got the biggest boner of all time. It's hugemongous.

[anarky]

Well, Venom is a powerful symbiotic alien. And Penance, back when he was called Speedball and didn't suck, was supposed to (at one point) unknowingly be the single most powerful human in the Marvel Universe. (This was a storyline Nicieza had planned for New Warriors, before he was fired, and no one else went anywhere with it.)

[jjreason]

I'm not sure what the fuck is going to go on there. For shits and giggles I'll wager the Captain Marvel that came out of the negative zone in CW IS a skrull, and IS the Captain Marvel who's with the T-bolts. I'll also wager he's going to fuck their shit up. I'll also also wager that this is going to give me a boner.