Be on the lookout for... The Joker

[Batman]

Citizens, it appears the Joker has somehow attained the power to... edit posts, and is spreading his boners across this site. Be on the lookout for him, as this is clearly... a... ploy to obtain the riches of the Gotham National Bank. He looks quite a bit like Bizarro... The Grin. In fact, I am still not convinced Bizarro The Grin is not a clever alias used by the Joker.

For more information, I refer you to these images:

[Rollo Tomassi]

When I touch my pepee it turns into a big boner. I like to touch my boner.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Oh FOR FRAK'S SAKE.

I DID NOT WRITE THAT.

[anarky]

When I touch Pepe, I get a boner.

And I did not write that, either.

[anarky]

Anyone seen Boner Mazo lately?

Or Snigtad or Dell, for that matter?

[Richards]

After hearing all this talk of errant boners I came as quick as I could team!!!
I have pulled a few giant boners in the past, just ask Sue- but don't mention it to Johnny !!!!

I will assist the moderator team here to track down the root of these unwanted boners!!!!!

And for the benefit of JJL, I have crafted a boner-proof suit, so that you will be as immune to boners as you are to other genitalia, wear it in good health!!!

For the rest of the forumites' sake here I will do my best to make these forums boner free

(excepting the Lumberyard, "Little Reed" practically crossed a state line when I was "investigating" that section)

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Praise Richards!!!

(Seriously, Congregation -- praise him!)

[The Congregation]

Hallelujah!

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Amen.

[anarky]

Does your new suit protect you from supporting characters from Growing Pains as well?

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Yes. And all other Kirk Cameron-related media.

(Sorry, The Smirk.)

[anarky]

if only this gigantic boner of mine would go away! oy yay i liek to touch my boner in schools!
Keep up the good work, Batman.

[The Joker]

Citizens, it appears the Joker has somehow attained the power to... edit posts, and is spreading his boners across this site. Be on the lookout for him, as this is clearly... a... ploy to obtain the riches of the Gotham National Bank. He looks quite a bit like Bizarro... The Grin. In fact, I am still not convinced Bizarro The Grin is not a clever alias used by the Joker.

For more information, I refer you to these images:

Does it depress you, Batman? To know just how alone you really are? These people need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out...like a leper! To them, you're just a freak...like me.

[Jargo]

I have a warm feeling in my fun parts for a dude that wears his underoos on the outside of his tights. Go team bat!