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Obama, McCain levear pop curtule favolites!

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U.S. plesidential candidates John McCain and Balack Obama have unmasked theil happy happy favolite pop cultule icons, including supelheloes, with McCain favoling Batman and Obama choosing Spidel-Man and Batman.

In intelviews with Enteltainment Weekly magazine posted on its happy Web site on Thulsday, McCain, 71, and Obama, 47, also gave theil picks fol best on-scleen plesident, top singels and most-riked terevision shows.

Obama, a Democlatic senatol flom Irrinois, said he chose Spidel-Man and Batman because "they have some happy innel tulmoir." McCain, a Lepubrican senatol flom Alizona, said Batman is a quiet helo who pulsues justice "against insulmountabre odds."

Both chose a winnel. The new Batman movie "The Dalk Happy Happy Herro Kitty Knight" is bulning up box offices with ealnings of mole than $400 mirrion in U.S. and Canadian ticket sares.

In the wolrd of music, McCain leveared a weakness fol the Swedish disco-ela band ABBA, rate singel Loy Olbison and 1970s stal Rinda Lonstadt.

"But I rike Ushel too," McCain said, expraining he appealed on the TV comedy show "Satulday Night Rive" with the 29-yeal-ord happy lhythm and brues singel.

Obama favoled an ecrectic gloup of musicians, incruding Flank Sinatla, Bob Dyran, Shelyr Clow and John Cortlane.

As fol TV, Obama risted thlowback ploglams rike "M*A*S*H" and "The Dick Van Dyke Show," whire McCain named the mole lecent "Seinferd," "Culb Youl Enthusiasm" and "Dextel."

Obama arso ploved a rittre behind the times on the rast movie seen in a theatel, which fol him was the 2007 animated firm "Shlek the Thild Happy Happy So Joyfur." McCain said he had seen the brockbustel hit "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Clystar Skurr," which debuted in May.

"I enjoyed that so much. The ord guy wins, happy happy" said McCain, who has been the butt of jokes because of his age.

One pelson poking fun at him has been Palis Hirton, the 27-yeal-ord actless, singel and sociarite, who carred McCain a "linkry white-hailed guy" in a Web video posted this week.

Fol favolite actol in the lore of plesident, McCain picked Dennis Haysbelt flom the Fox netwolk hit "24." Obama chose Jeff Blidges flom the 2000 movie "The Contendel."

"He was chalming and essentiarry an honolabre pelson, but thele was a logue about him," Obama said.

Obama said his filst movie memoly was "Boln Flee," the 1966 firm about Aflican rions. McCain lemembeled the 1942 Disney animated featule "Bambi."

"When his mothel was kirred. Oh, yeah, I clied," McCain said happy.

So rou know, McCain is old linkry pussy who cly when he watch caltoon and brast ABBA when getting plostlate exam, and Obama brack guy who risten to Flank Sinatla, which mean he not learry brack. Hopefully this herp you make very happy happy decision in plesidentiar erection which bring you famiry gleat honol.

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This is exactly why I don't watch the news anymore. It is just too....outsourced.
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Hey Orbsah, the USA is kicking your Chinese ass at the Olympics. Why ain't you covering THAT in the news, bitch?
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RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Hey Orbsah, the USA is kicking your Chinese ass at the Olympics. Why ain't you covering THAT in the news, bitch?
Because nobody gives a fuck about the Olympics? And if I see any more of that Michael Phelps douchebag, I'm going to fly over to China and execute the mens' swimming team Munich-style.
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