Animated 'Delgo' Has Worst Wide Release Opening Ever

[Newsbot]

Don't feel too left out if you missed seeing the animated adventure movie "Delgo" this past weekend. No one did. In fact, the movie broke a record for having the worst opening ever for a film in wide release. "Delgo" earned a measly $511,920 this weekend on 2,160 screens, not even breaking the top ten. That's an average of $237 per screen for the three days. If you figure there were five screenings a day, and assume ticket prices are about $8, that comes out to two people in the theater per showing. By comparison, the Golden Globe-nominated drama "Doubt" earned roughly the same amount of money, but it was only in 15 theaters.
This is all too bad because the story of the making of "Delgo" has the makings of a great Hollywood underdog story. 36-year-old entrepreneur Marc Adler decided he wanted to direct and produce a $40 million computer animated kids' flick completely independent of Tinseltown behemoths like Disney and Dreamworks.
Starting in 2001, Adler and his small Atlanta-based animation company Fathom Studios toiled for years on a tight budget. They lined up an impressive, if eclectic, cast of voice actors including Freddie Prinze Jr., Jennifer Love Hewitt, Val Kilmer, Malcolm McDowell, Kelly Ripa, and Anne Bancroft in her final role (she died in 2005). And when Adler couldn't get a Hollywood studio interested in his movie, he raised eyebrows by releasing it himself through distributor-for-hire Freestyle Releasing. It was a huge risk; one that ultimately didn't pay off. There wasn't the sort of marketing budget needed to make a film stand out in the already crowded holiday movie season.
Another problem was the quality of the movie. Or lack thereof. The story -- star-crossed lovers squaring off against an evil queen on a fanciful world divided between a reptilian people who can move rocks with their minds and a sprite-like folk who like dragons -- borrows liberally from "Star Wars," "The Lord of the Rings" and "The Dark Crystal," just without the charm and intelligence. The script required the efforts of six, count 'em, six screenwriters, including Adler. The critics trashed it, giving it a dreadful D average on Yahoo!, which proved to be lethal.
"Delgo" is not the only major wide release bomb of the year. Three of the ten worst openings for films in over 2000 locations came out this year. The raunchy teen sex comedy "College" and the thriller "Deception," starring Hugh Jackson and Ewan MacGregor, both tanked, garnering the sixth and ninth worst openings ever respectively. In both of those cases, the studios dumped the movies with little fanfare rather than spend millions on marketing a stinker. Here is Box Office Mojo's list of the ten biggest wide release bombs:

Rank Title Opening Theaters Per Screen Average Release Date
1 Delgo $511,920 2,160 $237 12/12/08
2 P2 $2,083,398 2,131 $977 11/9/07
3 Major League: Back to the Minors $2,087,011 2,322 $899 4/17/98
4 The Real Cancun $2,108,796 2,261 $932 4/25/03
5 College $2,153,109 2,123 $1,014 8/29/08
6 The Adventures of Pluto Nash $2,182,900 2,320 $940 8/16/02
7 All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 $2,256,118 2,037 $1,107 3/29/96
8 Deception $2,312,146 2,001 $1,155 4/25/08
9 I Dreamed of Africa $2,411,445 2,112 $1,141 5/5/00
10 Teacher's Pet $2,461,252 2,027 $1,214 1/16/04

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

I saw commercials for this but literally thought it was a video game commercial. The animation and staging just looked awful.

[anarky]

I hadn't heard of it until about a week ago. We were looking at the OnDemand film trailers, and saw that, with a blurb that it was "the most anticipated animated movie of the year." Thinking this was weird, since I tend to keep up with animation and had never heard of it, we watched the trailer. It's no surprise it was the worst opening ever. I think you gave it too much credit by comparing it to a bad videogame, JJL.

[Ran]

7 years and $40 million. What a waste. It looks like those Oddworld games that were on XBox.

[anarky]

Makes Speed Racer look like a fucking blockbuster by comparison. 2008 has really been sort of a year of haves and have nots. Three of the worst openings ever, and the second highest grossing film of all time (in an age where summer movies are lucky to be out for three weeks).

[Zaphod]

your all nuts. how can you hate this masterpiece?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y48PRAS5Xl0

[Zaphod]

okay, i kid. it's shit. it's so bad, grimlock's eyes are watering from watching the whole fucking trailer and he won't notice whether i tell him to blow me.

[Jargo]

Normally i'd defend a movie saying that it's all art, it's just not to everyone's tastes but this, the voiceover guy sounded like he was on valium, the animation is pretty much pre-visualisation standard and the story was where? I still have no idea what the hell it was supposed to be about besides interspecies bedroom gymnastics. bunch of gecos and fairys gettin riled and flying turtles. woop!

[Double_G]

This is the definition of "epic failure".

[Ben Reilly]

It just goes to show that left-wing commies can trick their way into the White House by bashing the lovely and vivacous Sarah Palin, but they won't be tricked into watching liberal swill like this!

[Ran]

Ben Reilly is kind of like Dr. Douche and Negative Boy all rolled into one.

Anyone going to wager on weather or not the Youngblood film can break Delgo's record?

[anarky]

I'm betting it won't. There are a small number of actual Liefeld fans out there, a small number who will see any superhero movie without even knowing anything about it, and a huge number wanting to see the train wreck it'll be.

[anarky]

Is this a sequel to Delgo or what?

[Diabolical]

Mark you calendars, Delgo on DVD August 4th!