Steele: Election returns show 'transcendent' GOP!!

[Newsbot]

WASHINGTON – An ebullient Republican Party Chairman Michael Steele asserted Wednesday that GOP victories in governors' races in New Jersey and Virginia demonstrate "a transcendent party" on the move again. Democratic Party Chairman Tim Kaine said that nothing about the election returns amounted to a repudiation of President Barack Obama.

"We're not crowing, we're just smiling," Steele said in a nationally broadcast interview. "I think it's a bellwether for the party ... You look at where we were nine months ago."

Steele said he believes Chris Christie's victory in New Jersey and Robert McDonnell's win in Virginia show that the GOP has "really found its voice again" after sustaining damaging losses last year.

Steele said he wasn't particularly upset about the GOP's loss in a hotly contested race in upstate New York, saying "this process is done at the local level. The drama of 23 (district) was nice and is cute and funny and everybody made fun about how the party is fractured." He said "we'll have a cleaner process there" in the future.

In that race, retired Air Force Capt. Bill Owens, a Democrat, won the special election in which the Republican candidate withdrew over the weekend under pressure from the party's right wing and GOP heavyweights endorsed the Conservative Party nominee.

So, gubernatorial races are national and a huge deal when corrupt governors are ousted or they go to the party the state traditionally favors, whereas a special election for a congressional seat that goes to a different party for the first time in over a century is local and no big deal?

This just in: Michael Steele is severely retarded. Vynsane.com will have an interview tonight with the orderly tasked with wiping his ass when he shits his diaper every hour or so.